Have you ever used a Dating app?

Luna’s eyes light up with excitement. "I have a brilliant idea," she declares, her voice filled with enthusiasm.

Amber raises an eyebrow, intrigued. "Oh? What’s that?"

Luna leans in closer, her tone conspiratorial. "Your energies and chakras must be all out of whack, contaminated by the energy of those perverted creeps you’ve been hanging out with."

Amber takes a deep breath, finding the talk of energies a bit silly. "And what do you suggest I do about it?"

Luna grins, clearly pleased with herself. "It’s simple. You need to start dating younger guys. Fresh energy will help rebalance you."

Amber laughs, thinking the idea is ridiculous. "And how exactly am I supposed to do that? Knock on doors?"

Luna giggles, shaking her head. "No, silly. Maybe you should try a dating app. You’ve never used one, right?"

Amber shrugs, admitting she hasn’t. "Never had the need."

Luna claps her hands together. "Perfect! I’ll help you set everything up. We’ll choose some great photos, write a killer profile, and then… who knows?"

Amber hesitates but decides to go along with it. "Alright, let’s do this."

They spend the next hour setting up Amber’s profile. Luna helps her pick flattering photos and writes a witty bio that captures Amber’s personality. By the end, Amber feels a strange mix of nervousness and excitement.

"There," Luna says triumphantly. "Now just wait for the matches to roll in."

Amber smiles, feeling a bit more hopeful than she expected.