Have a drink with Frank and Jake

You see Frank and Jake in animated conversation, but can't hear what it's about. They're standing next to a bottle of champagne and some glasses, so you walk over there to grab a glass. As you get closer, you hear this;

'... she sucks your little dick well?' Frank asks.

'We haven't...' he trails off when he sees you.

'Who suck his little dick well?' you ask, as you pour yourself a glass of free champagne. The best kind.

'Jake here, has finally got himself a girlfriend,' Frank laughs. This comes as quite a shock to you. For as long as you've known him, Jake never even so much as talked to a girl. Let alone touch them. And now he's got himself a girlfriend. On Christmas.

'Well, congratulations,' you say, as you clink glasses with him. 'Who's the lucky girl then?'

Jake is about to talk, but at that moment Felicity comes walking out of the kitchen, a tray of snacks in her hands.

'Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time to munch your asses off!' she announces. It's pretty weird. Felicity is never this happy and enthusiastic. She walks over to the long table, where she puts down the tray of delicious bites. Most of your colleagues attack it right away and Felicity lets out a fulfilled sigh. She pours herself a glass of champagne and walks over to you and the other two boys. Frank is now attacking the snacks too though, so it's just you and Jake.

'Hi, babe,' Jake says. 'Thanks for taking care of us tonight.'

'My pleasure,' Felicity says and kisses him on the lips. You look at them, with your mouth open. Shocked. She then gives you a short, angry look, which means not to say anything or she WILL kill you.