Have a chat

"Excuse me," you said in a lull in their conversation, "but I'm here for the weekend and I think I need to meet some locals. Are you four from here?" The pain was distinct, but nothing too bad. The idea of talking to some tourist wasn't that much of stretch for them. Maybe you're older than the usual out-of-towner they chat with, but it's a thing that must come up in tourist towns.

With some introductions, you learn that they all just graduated from high school and are on their way to the local community college next year. They are:

• Sarah, 19, the brunette loudmouth. Fairly tall but a little plain.
• Olivia, 18, black hair sitting beside Sarah. She is the least slender of the group, but definitely has the largest chest.
• Madison, 19, blond. She's the most athletic-looking of the group, looking like she was probably on the volleyball team or something.
• Emma, 18 sitting across from you with her relationship problems. Emma is the most girl-next-door pretty of the group, and also the most petite.