Harry and Hermione.

"This is bloody insane."

Hermione scuffed at her boyfriends response. This whole thing was because of his curiosity!

"I know it was my idea." He quickly said.

"No. It was a complete lack of sense for both of us. I most blame Ginny though."

It was the redhead who first put the idea in Harrys mind.

At first it was a joke. A show in the magical world of the popular muggle show Naked and Afraid. Two contestants naked as the day they were born surviving in the wilderness with very little magic to use.

Harry and Hermione chuckled at the idea but Harrys curiosity got the better of him and he began reading up on it.

When he brought the idea of applying to be a contestant to her she laughed but when she realized he was serious she checked him for any mind charms and potions immediately.

Since they got together while on the run, after Ron ditched them, their relationship was the best thing that came from the war. Apart from Voldermort's **** and ALL his follower rotting in prison or in the grave.

Hermione still remembered the way it happened. She had been crying over Ron and Harry had taken her hand. They shared a dance that lifted her spirits. When it ended they looked into each others eyes and one movement between them put their lips together.

It turned into the first time they made love right there in the tent. The first of many.

The memory was still her go to for casting patronus.

The Weasleys were mostly supportive, Ron, Ginny, and Molly were the holdouts but they seemed to come to term with the fact Harry and Hermione were together.

Part of Hermione suspected Ginny hinted at the idea of her and Harry going on the show together though. The girl wanted Harry still.

So after the checkup Hermione heard him out saying they had survived in the wild during the hunt and it seemed like they were the best candidates for the show. They could prove themselves and all proceeds went to the families effected by the war.

Hermione did like that idea but the image of her and her boyfriend naked for everyone to see was not appealing at all. Still she agreed to send in an application to make him happy.

Since two war heros applied they were sent back the acceptance the next day much to her surprise and annoyance.

They talked and debated but she finally agreed to do the show. Part of her always loved a challenge and this seemed like a good one. Since they survived in the wilderness before she was confident in their chances.

Until she learned of the location. She had hoped for a tropic paradise but instead they would be in the Artic Tundra. Snow and cold was not what she planned and almost back out but she couldn't do that. Hermione Granger was no quiter!

The place was special in that it limited magic that could be used adding to the challenges. Luckily warming charms would still work so they wouldn't have to worry about their bodies freezing to **** but a lot of their more difficult spells would be lost to them there. And even with the charm they would have to reapply it twice a day.

After all was said and done they spent a month before the show going over every animal and plant in the area that the could use. They also learned primative ways to start fires because even with the charm fire was essential to living in that place.

They flew into the Tundra on a carriage that would leave them and take all their clothing with it when they departed.

The camera man was also with them naturally. He was a tall man covered in a thick jacket and other practical clothing to fight of cold. He was very friendly to them so the flight wasn't terrible.

"Excited are you two?" He asked.

"More like wondering what came over us."

He chuckled at that. "For what it's worth I fully believe in both of you. After all you took down Voldermort."

"He killed himself do to his stupidity. I just got lucky." Harry said.

"He's always like that. To modest." Hermione spoke.

"So I hear."

"I am very confident in both my boyfriends and my own abilites though. Harry has a nack for living despite the odds."

"Only because I had you there to keep me alive." He squeezed her hand.

"Then you are lucky I am here now." She smiled back.

When the landed and exited it was just white everywhere. Snow covered all the trees and it was very quiet.

"Okay." The eager camera man hooped out. "Last chance to back out."

The couple nodded to each other and exited. It was bloody freezing.

"First order of business is the interview or we could go to the undressing and do the interview after?"

Hermione wanted to put off the removal of her clothes as long as possible but that would just delay the inevitable. So she took the charge and unzipped her coat. Showing she had not bothered with a shirt or bra. "We might as well get it over with."

Harry took a deep breath and began as well.

Hermione winced as the freezing air hit her bare breast. She saw the small area next to the carriage that was designed for the interview. It was full of warming charms and a large fire.

Both nude contestants threw their clothes into the carriage and moved quickly into the small alcove. It was much better but would be when the game started. Then they would have to use the charms.

"At least we wont freeze to ****." He joked.

"Unless the fire we have to make goes out while we're sleeping and we dont wake up in time to cast the charms."

"Always so positive."

"I'm a realist."

The charm made sure their bodies wouldn't suffer from the cold but they still felt the cold air on their nude forms. It was unpleasant to say the least.

As the carriage flew off with their clothes they turned to the camera man. They still had one more thing to do.

A)Interview

B)Straight to first day of survival