Harry Potter

I grew up with these movies. Seen them all multiple times. I thought I could fit right in to Harry’s friend group. Over the years, my mind started focusing more on the one, the only, Miss Hermione Granger. While she was supposed to be more “plain” in the books, I didn’t care about that. If ignoring that and giving us Emma Watson as Hermione, I’m all for it.

Granted, there are pretty of beautiful women throughout the series of movies. Cho Chang. Ginny Weasley. Luna Lovegood. Bellatrix Lestrange (crazy but still hot). The list can go on and on. “That’s it. I’m going to the world of Harry Potter.”

I make the pocket dimension and I find myself looking at Hogwarts. “It’s a few years too late, but I finally got my invitation, didn’t I?” To avoid any weirdness about hooking up with these women, I’m just going to make everyone older. Basically, every one starts at Hogwarts a few years later. I also make sure that these changes to the timeline don’t affect anything.

I look around at all the beautiful women walking around in their school uniforms. “Most of these are background characters. I want the ones with actual names.”