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Chapter 10
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Which one did Buffy point to?
Harmony
"Me?" asked Harmony. "You chose me?"
"You don't have to go all Sally Field on me, Harmony," said Buffy. "Anyway, why not you? We're both Americans and we're both likely to be relative newbies to this same-sex thing so --"
At that point, Harmony rushed forward and gave Buffy a long, long kiss on the mouth. A kiss that lasted way longer than the one she got from Drusilla.
When she finally let go, Buffy could not help but ask, "Where did you ever learn to kiss like that?"
"Oh, Buffy," said Harmony. "Didn't you ever kiss a girl at a slumber party? You know, to practice what would be like to kiss a boy?"
"Well, maybe once or twice," said Buffy. "But never like that. Please don't tell you you kiss Cordelia with that mouth."
"Only once or twice," said Harmony. "After that, I had to stop because she was starting to get freaked out. But you're different, Buffy. You're like me. So going out with you is like going out with me -- for all eternity."
"Wait a minute, Harmony," said Buffy. "We haven't even had a first date yet."
"Oh, we will," said Harmony, hugging Buffy again. "And I'll come to grow on you. And then I'll move in with you and Dawn and Willow and Tara... And then maybe I'll turn you so that we can keep doing this for centuries."
"Oh, God," muttered Buffy. "Please tell me there's a up side to this."
"Just wait here till I get my stuff," said Harmony, running off to the back of the crypt. "I want to show you my Celine Dion poster and my Cher CDs and my CD player..."
"Oh, God," said Buffy. "It's Kathy Newman all over again. I guess I really am in Hell. I don't suppose any of you vamps would like to kill me right now."
"Oh, Buffy," said Drusilla. "You're such a tease."
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