Hands everything over

Lauren slammed her hands over her body. She was fully naked! She could hear dozens of people on the other side of the changing curtain, including the paparazzi waiting eagerly to get her picture. And all she had to cover her naked form was her hands! Her hands never felt so small and insignificant when they were all that protected her crumbling dignity.

Meanwhile the TSA agent was patting down her Spanx. Lauren cringed as he searched her panties just as thoroughly. A strange man was feeling her secret and private garments! Then he moved on to her bra, but something fell from each cup and landed on the ground.

Lauren and the agent stared at two plastic objects on the ground. Curiously, the agent picked them up and looked at them. Lauren turned bright red. He was holding her falsies!

"Uh... I have a certain image to maintain." Lauren said in a small voice.

"Well, I think we've found what was causing those unusual readings." The TSA agent said. Lauren just blushed and cupped her body.

"Oh. Okay, good." Lauren said. "Can I go?"

"Well unfortunately now this is now a suspicious situation." The agent explained.

"How is this suspicious?!" Lauren asked, near panicking.

"You were concealing unusual items on your person." He explained. "We'll now have to run your clothes through the chemical sniffer."

"What?! My clothes?!" Lauren gasped as he took her clothes, including her falsies away, leaving her butt naked and alone!