Halo?

“How about we play some Halo in the meantime?” You ask him. “H-halo? You play?” He asks. “Uhhh… not really. How about we put a wager on it. If I win, you leave now so that I can surprise Kevin when he gets home” you say with a wink. You’re way better than Brad and you would beat him 99 times out of 100.

“And if I win?” Brad asks you. “You’re not going to win…” you respond. “Cocky are we? Okay then. If I win, you give me a handjob with those pretty little hands” he responds. This makes you reconsider everything. You don’t want to give your best friend a handjob, even if he is hot. But then again, you’re not going to lose. “Okay, fine. Deal” you say to him.

He smiles as you both sit on the couch in front of the TV. He starts up a 1v1 game of Halo and you’re off. The first to 15 wins. You start to move around and then realize that something is off. Before you can realize what, Brad’s character shows up and headshots you with a sniper. 1-0. You respawn and he does it again before you can hide. 2-0. “Wait… you’re cheating… something doesn’t feel right…” you say as you jump around. You find a Battle Rifle but then Brad shows up and sticks you with a plasma grenade. 3-0.

It’s a beating until Brad is up 9-0 and you realize what the problem is. Now that your body has changed, your hands have gotten much smaller and you can’t hold the controller like you did before. “Oh god. A handjob from Ariana Grande. If it isn’t my lucky day” Kevin says as he kills you with an energy sword. 10-0. This continues on until the final score is 15-2. Kevin beat you for the first time in years.

“Not bad. Good effort, Ari” he says with a big smile as he stands up. You look up at him and his bulge is even bigger. “So, is it time for my handjob? Or do you want to bet again?” He asks.