Hair growth

"Another easy one," he says. "Almost too easy. Those follicles are right there, just waiting to be turbo charged! Nothing to it, really."

He looks at you, as if for the first time.

"Nice long hair," he says.

"Actually, I was thinking of getting it cut," you say.

"Then why the fuck are you asking about hair growth ****?"

"I just..." you stammer. "I guess I'm probably not going to get it cut after all."

"Come back when you're sure."