Hair-B-Gone

After a week or so, you started itching all over. Well, not exactly itching. More like... you were constantly aware of every hair on your body, and how it was all touching stuff uncomfortably. Your sheets, your clothes, it was just so hard to get comfortable. You tried scratching, you tried baby powder and lotion. Nothing worked.

Finally, you tried shaving off all your hair. Sweet relief, but it wasn't complete. Whether from your inexperience or just how your body worked, there were loose hairs everywhere that never came out.

You brought the problem up to Hilda, and on her next visit she had wax strips and a depilation cream. Fearing the pain, you slathered the white cream over yourself liberally with an applicator, and waited until it was time to rinse.

Hilda smiled, "It's good that you shaved first, makes it easier to get at the roots and get everything gone."

When you were done you felt incredible, just silky smooth all over. Hilda rewarded you with another rocking playlist and a nourishing meal. That night you were browsing the web with the music on and drifted off to sleep.