HK69 spying on the palace guests

Some hours pass and somebody is knocking on the door. You open it and find HK69 standing there, you let him in.

HK69: Thank you master, it did take me some time to finally find our room in this gigantic place!

Lana: Weren't you told which room will be ours?

HK69: No, I had to check every room along the way before getting here! Lucky for us, that we got a room on the 2nd floor!

Lana: Did you literally knock on every door...?

HK69: Of course not master! I am not in possession of such a rude personality! I made a quick scan of each room before knocking and only did it here, when I found you!

Lana: Ookay HK... At least you didn't interrupt the whole palace.

HK69: No, but at one occasion I felt the unspeakable urge to grab my rifle, blast through the door and smash everything inside!

Lana: What?! Why?

HK69: I have found two organics engaged in some sort of a close quarter combat, with one of the sticking his mucus cowered mating stick inside the other organic's infant generating hole!

Lana: Wow... Ahaaa... So you found somebody having sex...?

HK69: Indeed! They weren't showing any empathy towards my sensitive sensors, doing such a shameless act right in front of them!

Lana: But they were behind locked doors, weren't they?

HK69: Yes, yes, but they should have known that these distasteful actions hurt my primary programing! I was programmed to destroy life, not to witness the constant creation of it! They were mocking me with it and...!

Lana: Calm down HK, nobody intended it for you to see! Just delete that data from your memory core and keep moving on!

Lana (thinking): Though, I wonder if it was happening between Drek and Ranvi, or just some random citizens...

HK69: I would very much like to master! That's what I'll do right away! But I don't think you feel the same disgust as I do! Here, let me show you what I had to witness!

Lana (as HK is starting the recording): HK you don't have to...! Wait... Oh...!

You see a holographic projection of Anakin and Padmé, fucking in doogy style in Padmé's quarters! You feel like you aren't supposed to see that, yet, for some reason you keep watching them fucking! HK even recorded the sounds and voices! It seems clear that Padmé likes it rough with **** and strong deep thrusts! Yet, Anakin seems to be in a bad mood, no surprise, his girlfriend will be married within days and not to him!

Padmé: Ani, don't be that rough, it hurts...!

Anakin (keeps fucking her roughly): Yeah, it does? What do you think, how do I feel before your wedding?!

Padmé: Ani, don't go over this again...! I have already told you, we don't feel anything towards each other with Drek...! You are going to be my loved one forever!

Anakin: But you will consummate the marriage, won't you?

Padmé: I'll have to... Otherwise, it won't be in effect technically...

Anakin (grabbing her by the throat, **** her while going in and stopping at a balls deep stance): I won't allow anybody, ANYBODY to touch you like that...!

Padmé (****): Ani, please... Stop this...!

Anakin: You always want to be choked like that, why don't you like it now...?! Are you already thinking about him, instead of me...?!

Padmé (****): Ani, this madness...! Please, let go of me...!

Anakin (releasing her and pulling out): Right, I might be overreacting... But still...! Ah, I should go out and cool my head...

The recording stops here as HK stopped and moved to the next room.

Lana (thinking): Hm, Anakin is really frustrated by this... Let's hope he won't be doing anything rush during the wedding...

HK69: See master?! They were there, with that droid armed organic using his...!

Lana: Enough HK! Don't tell anybody about what you have seen here! Understood?

HK69: Yes master, do you want me to save this recording to the "Jedi secrets, don't open!" folder?

Lana: Yes, save it to the others, I might watch it again later someday!

HK69: Do you want to see the recording of your friends too master?

Lana: What? Did you spy on them too?!

HK69: Just for a quick clarification, I wasn't spying! I was on my way back from the marvelous trophy collection of the Modme family, when I stumbled upon Drek and Ranvi talking.

Lana: If it is just talking, show me.

HK starts the recording:

Ranvi: Drek, I... I have to tell you something. I felt terrible when I saw you and Lana... well... "doing something", back on Serenno...

Drek (making some sudden gestures): Ah, aaaah...! About that, we didn't...!

Ranvi: It's alright...! After I saw that, I went and had a few drinks and thought about that all... In the end, I came to the realization, that is must have been no more but a necessary act of desperation to avoid detection.

Drek: Yeaaah, yes, that it was, exactly...!

Ravni (blushing): When my mind was clear once again, I had some time to think during our captivity. About us all and... mainly... about "us"... You are going to get married and...

Drek: I was thinking too...

Ranvi: Really?

Drek: Yes. I found out that I wasn't worried about dying there... Rather, I was worried for the safety of my friends and mainly for you. When I thought of you being tortured the same way as I was, it gave me strength to find a way out of there and save you! That thought fueled my resistance against Dooku! You were the one who saved me from falling to the dark side! When I was on the brink of falling, you appeared in front of my eyes and I knew well, that I will never betray my friends like that! Most importantly, not you...! I might be married soon, but I won't be doing it out of love, for I already love somebody, but not my soon to be wife!

Ranvi: Drek...

Drek: I am not really a man of words, as you know... Even though I have already wasted hundreds of words to try to tell you this, but, I have begun feeling like I shouldn't wait any longer with it. Ranvi, I know there are things that are harder to say than others but... I must say it now without any further hesitation!

Lana (to herself while watching the recording): By the **** Drek, what has happened to you all of a sudden?! Go on, don't keep her waiting!

Drek (taking a deep breath): Ranvi I... I love you...! I have always did so, but I was always a coward and never dared to face you with it...! But as our lives were almost taken away, I realized I better tell you this before it is too late! I know I am just a tech nerd, I don't possess such strong **** powers like many other Jedi... I can't even fight so well as most of them do...

Ranvi (standing there not believing her ears for seconds): I love you too Drek...! I love everything about you, just the way you are!

She jumps at him to hug him, with both of them falling to the ground. She keeps hugging him while laying there.

Ranvi: I can't believe this is happening...! For real...! I have been waiting for this for years...!

Drek: Really...?! Why didn't you say so?! You could have saved a lot of time for us!

Ranvi: For the same reason you didn't say it either! I wasn't sure if you would have the same feelings or...

Drek: Of course I do! You are a beautiful girl with the kindest heart I have ever known! How could anybody not love you?!

Ranvi: Drek, one more word and you have to call a doctor to pull me back up from here...!

Drek: Oh, I was going to say a few more things but...

Ranvi (interrupting him with putting a finger on his mouth): How about doing something different than talking...?

She leans closer to him and kisses him.

Lana (to herself while watching the recording): My goodness...! I leave that two alone for like, 5 minutes and look at this what happens! My, my...!

HK69: Master, your reaction is almost as terrible as the recording itself! Whenever I see organics producing so many pheromones and hormones, I always feel a sudden urge to turn my rifle against myself and send a few well directed blasts against my own processor and fry my motivator!

Lana: HK, don't ruin the moment please...!

HK69: About ruination, just watch...!

Kal: Drek?! Where are you son, I have to talk to you!

Drek (quickly getting up with Ranvi): Damn, he just knows how to time his arrivals! Go to your room, I'll meet you there later!

Ranvi (kiss him again): Only after a goodbye kiss! I'll be waiting for you there!

She leaves the room the other way and Drek goes to talk to his father.

Drek: Father? I heard you were looking for me.

Kal: Indeed son. I assume you know why I want to talk to you.

Drek: About the wedding, I assume...

Kal: Yes, that, and about "that"...

Drek (angrily): No, father, no! You can't do that again...! Your crazy ideas are ruining the family relations already, I can't allow you to keep doing those things...!

Kal (angrily): Need I remind you who is the patriarch of the family, son?! Don't you dare defy me like that! Just because you were trained in the ways of the Jedi, I won't make an exception with you!

Drek: I'll come up with a solution, but leave Ranvi be!

Kal: I can't promise you anything son, but you better do your best if you want her to be excluded from "that"...! Or otherwise, I'll find her myself!

He angrily walks away, while Drek is also left furious in the room. He **** crushes a vase with the **** before leaving the room. The recording stops here.

Lana: Hmm... What could he have been talking about...? It didn't sound good... I better find Drek and have a little chat with him... But only after they have finished their "talking" in Ranvi's room!