HK69's extra modifications

The journey to Coruscant was different than the others. This is the first time you have HK with you, an **** droid you barely know anything about, besides the obvious. You ask him several questions about his skills, past, targets, etc.

HK69: ... and besides all these, I may proudly inform you master, that I possess a protocol modification as well!

Ranvi: You are a protocol droid too?

Lana: Great, I have encountered a few aliens before that used their own language, I couldn't understand a word from their speeches!

Drek: Well, that's hardly a great feet, anybody could download the official galactic translation data and upload it to any droid!

HK69: Look you overconfident organic, my abilities are not focused on the protocol modification of my programming, that is merely an additional skill for me. I am an **** droid that could kill you right now while translating from 3 million communication forms!

Drek: Oh, this droid seems to be quite ill mannered! Maybe I can check its system for other "extras", who knows, maybe it turns out he could even fly a ship like an astromech! But I have to turn it off for the time being.

Lana: Okay Drek, see what you can find in there.

HK69: I must protest, I will not allow this clumsy organic to temper with my...!

Drek: Aaaand, its switched off! Now, let's see what do we have here.

After some examination of HK's system, Drek finds something interesting.

Drek: Hm, I think I have found something interesting over here...

Lana: What is it?

Drek: I don't know what it is, but this modification has been added later, it wasn't part of the original design. Seems like some sort of training module...?

Ranvi: What does it do?

Drek: I don't know, only way to activate this mechanism. I am switching HK on to try it.

HK69: ...my inner circuits and...! I have been deactivated, haven't I?

Lana:Yes HK, Drek how can you activate it?

Drek: You must say, "Execute order 69".

Lana (while HK's eyes turned red from yellow): Okay, so, HK, ex...!

HK stood up and attacked you with its bare hands without warning. You are all unarmed, your lightsabers{if Weapons = true}, weapons{endif} and your armour were left in the cockpit.

Lana: HK, what are you doing?! Why are you attacking me?!

Ranvi (pointing at HK's lower half): Guys look, there is a...!

Drek: What? Oooh...

Lana (as she is fist fighting HK): Guys, a little help here, perhaps?!

Ranvi: Lana, I believe this extra modification meant HK to...

Drek: To fuck its master...

Lana (dodging HK's attack): By the ****, what?!

Drek: Hmm, this must have been added by the previous master, Valare...

Ranvi: How terrible! She preferred a droid to humans?!

Lana (losing ground to HK): Guys, this is all great, but I just don't feel like being fucked by a droid today, could you switch it off already?!

Drek: Oh, ehm... I haven't checked how we could deactivate it... Oups...!

Ranvi: You haven't checked?!

Drek: I didn't even believe it would activate after so long!

Lana (after HK grabs her by the throat): Drek, do something already!

Drek (running behind HK's hack to switch the droid off completely): Right on, it, don't worry Lana! I'll just push this and...!

However, HK punched him with his free hand, sending Drek against a wall and knocking him out. Now, HK turns his free hand to rip your robe off of you.

Lana: RANVI, HELP!

Ranvi: Lana, I have no idea how to turn off a droid!

Lana: I don't care, try it somehow!

Ranvi runs to HK's back, but she has no idea how the panel works.

Ranvi: Lana, I see all kinds of bottoms and stuff, which is the one to turn it off?!

Lana (almost being naked): How should I know?! Just press some before its too late!

Ranvi (pressing random bottoms): I am on it, I swear!

Lana (now completely naked): Ranvi, we are running out of time...!

Ranvi keeps pressing everything but nothing happens. Meanwhile the dick of HK is positioned upwards, meaning he is ready to get to action. He is positioning you above it.

Lana: RANVI...!

Ranvi: Damn, why haven't I paid attention when Drek was babbling about these things...! I'll push everything at once!

She put both her palms on the panel and pressed them forward, pressing every bottom at the same time. This caused an overload in HK's yet rusty circuits and shot him down altogether. His hand released and dropped you on the ship's floor. Ranvi rushed to you to check on you.

Ranvi: Lana, are you alright?!

Lana: You don't like being in time about things, only on time, right...? One more sec and... It seems this Valare like things rough...!

Ranvi: I guess you are alright if you have enough strength to complain and be sarcastic! I better take Drek to his quarters and look after him. He must have hit his head very badly...

Lana: Falling asleep before the girls even get naked, doesn't seem like good husband material!

Ranvi: Lana!

Lana: I was just joking! Besides, it is better he didn't see me naked...

Ranvi (dragging Drek): But I bet he would have enjoyed the sight! You have a very admirable body, Lana! {if Ranvi love > 65}You know... I have been curious to see your body like this for a long time... I wish I could look at it more often, it is a sight for sore eyes!{endif}

Lana (blushing): T... Thank you Ranvi, I wasn't expecting to hear this from you though!

Ranvi: Facts are facts! Now, let's get this great technician to his bed...

Lana: I'll get dressed, we are lucky to have spare robes on the ship!

After Ranvi leaves, you take a look at HK's dick before going for the robe.

Lana (thinking): Hmm... What if... No, maybe an other time HK!

Drek (regaining his consciousness): Ouh... Did I miss something...?

Ranvi: Not much, I have just saved Lana from the trouble you had caused, as you were sleeping on the floor!

Drek: Oh man, not again...!

Lana: Was it the fourth time now, I wonder?

Drek: No, the fifth...! If we count the one on Kessel...

Ranvi: Sure we do! 5 it is! You better start saving the galaxy on your own to repay your debts Drek!

Drek: Wait... How did you deactivate HK? How did you know what to do?

Ranvi: Well...