HIDE

I made a mad dash to hide. Luckily there was a nearby dumpster bin left unlocked. I desperately hold the lid shut as I hear police sirens getting close. The smell was putrid I almost gagged, I was just bout change spots when I heard the cop cars pull up. I decided my best option is to remain hidden and wait out the commotion

An hour or so passes and more cops show up. I figure I must’ve heard somebody from the staff talking to the police when I heard somebody mention camera footage. SHIT now everyone’s gonna see what happened. A naked lunatic jerking off and setting off the gyms alarm, I can see the memes already, i think to myself dreading the future.

“No I’m telling you it’s HILARIOUS. They were just running around naked and masturbaiting like a maniac. Then the stupid bitch tripped the alarm by running out the fire exit! They gotta be doing this on purpose no one’s this dumb.

Fire exit? Did I really run out the fire exit? How could I have missed that! I could’ve avoided this whole alarm!

“Well let me see the video then?”

“ I’ll send it on snap to you later, I’m gonna put this shit on pornhub, fat or not the chick was slutty just begging to be a porn star”

Were they still talking bout me? I was confused. what footage were they talking about?.

“All over the equipment?” Asked one voice disgusted

“Yes” exclaimed the first voice “she squirted all over that treadmill”

This woman masterbaited on the treadmill too? Could they be confusing me with this woman?

“Beat her clit and squirted in like 10 seconds I swear it’s gotta be a record”

I blushed at that comment. I swore it was way longer than 10 seconds. Now I was all but certain this slut beating her clit was actually me pathically jerking my ween. I was utterly embarrassed at the security footage being discovered but relieved they didn’t know it was me. Should I be relieved tho? They think I’m a woman. Is my penis really that small?

A few hours pass and the cops and staff seemed to have cleared out. Once I decided the coast was clear I opened the dumpster lid just to be greeted with an instant rush of wind that chilled me to my bone and shrank my lil penis even tinier. So cold I thought as I sat on top the foul smelling slimy trash. I need clothes, I need warmth. So I dug around the dumpster bin searching for a towel a blanket a warm set of clothes but found none of that. All I could find were trash bags used toilet paper and rolls and cardboard boxes. Maybe I could try and make an outfit and walk home?