HE-HAW!

As "Single Ladies" began to play, Beyonce leaned into the microphone and began to confidently bray, "HE-HAW! HE-HAW! HEEEE-HAW!" John laughed at her complete lack of awareness, and then pressed a button on the machine. She began to twerk, blowing raspberries into the crowd at the same time. Her spittle flew everywhere, in-between "HE-HAW!"s. At the end of the song, her eyes rolled into her head and her tongue stuck out as she removed her dildos and peed all over the stage.

With another button press, John and Beyonce were in their house, her having been hypnotized into his shy, nerdy daughter, and wearing an outfit to match.