Gwuck Gwinvasion

"Oh! You have got to be freaking kidding me right now!" Kumiko groaned in aggravation as she tugged at her hair. Was there no end to this day? "Look. Can you maybe, I don't know, come back later or something? I'm not in the mood to kick your butt back into space."

"Gworry, Gwi Gwidn't Gwnow. Gwi'll Gwe Gwack Gwn Gwa Gwew -" Gweneral Gwuck began, only to catch him and shake his head. "Gwi Gwean 'Gwo'! Gweneral Gwuck's Gwevenge Gwaits Gwor Gwo Gwne!"

"That's what I thought..." Kumiko sighed in defeat.

"Gwnd Gwit Gwis Gwou Gwho's Gwutt Gwhall Gwe Gwicked, Gwagical Gwirl Gwumiko, Gwuardian Gwf Gwustice, Gweeper Gwf Gweace, Gwhe Gwelfless Gwumanitarian, Gwnd Gwanquisher Gwf Gwvil!" Gwuck bellowed.

"You know, maybe we should reconsider the name thing." Kitty suggested, "Your title is longer than most of your -"

"Not now, Fuzz Bucket!" Kumiko groaned as she got into a fighting stance. Looks like getting dressed would have to wait a little longer.

Gwuck pressed a button in his ship, activating a ray gun that shot a purple energy blast at the heroine, who let out a squeak as she dodged the attack. The attack hit a lamp post, which soon vanished in a flash of light.

"Gotta watch out for that beam, Kumiko!" Kitty shouted.

"You know, you should be a hero. We can call you Captain Obvious!" Kumiko shouted as she dodged three more of the energy blasts. "Why don't you make yourself useful and distract him?!"

"What do you want me to - YIPE!" Kitty squeaked as he ducked from an incoming blast.

"Gwrrrr! Gwand Gwtill Gwnd Gwe Gwe-atomized!" Gwuck shouted angrily from his ship.

"Okay, I don't have any idea what this guy is saying, but I clearly heard something that sounded like 'De-atomized'!" Kitty said nervously, "Should we be worried?"

"What do you think?!" Kumiko snapped as she barely dodged a blast, the blast zapping her hat as it vanished. "My hat!"

Inside Kumiko's classroom, an eighteen year old girl was doodling as her teacher rambled off on her boring lecture. Suddenly, the girl yelped as she was blinded by a flash of light before a hat appeared on her desk, falling back onto the floor. The class and the teacher all looked up in confusion as the girl stood up, groaning in pain.

"What the..." The girl began as she noticed the hat, wondering where it came from. Her eyes suddenly went wide. "Wait! Is this the hat of -"

"Hey everyone!" An eighteen year old boy called out as he pointed out the window, "It's Magical Girl Kumiko! And she's fighting an alien!"

The class and the teacher raced to the window, most of them pulling out their phones as they watched the fight unfold.

"Wait... Why is she dressed like that?" The teacher asked, tilting her head in confusion.

"I have had just about enough of this, you alien snot ball!" Kumiko shouted, fed up with everything that had happened today.

"Gwi Gwm Gwot Gwa Gwnot Gwall!" Gwuck shouted as he fired ten more blasts. "Gwi Gwm Gwa Gwntergalactic Gwonqueror!"

Kumiko dodged six of the blasts, but four hit her on each of her gloves and boots, causing them to disappear in a flash of light.

In the classroom, a girl had two gloves land at her feet while a boy had a boot land at his before being hit in the back of the head with the other.

"Everytime Magical Girl Kumiko's clothes get zapped by that alien's ray, they teleport in here!" An eighteen year old boy observed, stealthily giving a classmate a high five. "How is that possible?!"

"Funny you should say that, because I have several astrophysical theories about the nature of the ray in question!" The teacher said, causing the class to groan.

"Gway Gwour Gwrayers, Gwagical Gwirl Gwumiko, Gwuardian Gwf Gwustice, Gweeper Gwf Gweace, Gwhe Gwelfless Gwumanitarian, Gwnd Gwanquisher Gwf Gwvil!" Gwuck yelled as he pressed the button again... But nothing happened. "Gwaht?"

"Hah!" Kumiko laughed triumphantly, "What's wrong Gwuck? Out of juice?"

"Gwo, Gwo, Gwo!" Gwuck said as he **** pressed the button three more times.

"Well, now it's time that I -" Kumiko began as she pulled out her wand, only to be interrupted as three more blasts hit her, causing her t-shirt, skirt, and bra to be teleported away.

Leaving her in just her Hello Kitty panties.

Face red in embarrassment, Kumiko plastered an arm over her small breasts as she muttered, "I bet Sailor Moon never has this kind of problem..."

"Gwh-Gwa! Gwixed Gwit! Gwow Gway Gwour Gwrayers, Gwagical Gwirl Gwumiko!" Gwuck laughed as he pressed the button again. This time...

*click*

*click*

Gwuck stopped laughing as he heard his weapon click empty, letting out a whimper as he looked up at the enraged and embarrassed Kumiko pointing her wand at him. "Gwoh Gwuck."

"Super Special Magical Girl Kumiko Heart Energy Explosive Laser Beam!" Kumiko shouted as a pink laser shot out of her wand, hitting the ship directly as the explosion sent both combatants flying in different directions.

"Gwou Gwaven't Gween Gwhe Gwast Gwf Gwe, Gwagical Gwirl Gwumiko, Gwuardian Gwf Gwustice, Gweeper Gwf Gweace, Gwhe Gwelfless Gwumanitarian, Gwnd Gwanquisher Gwf Gwvil!" Gwuck shouted as he was sent flying up into the atmosphere, his voice becoming quieter the further away he got.

Meanwhile, Kumiko was sent flying towards the classroom until she smacked right into the glass of window, looking like a starfish at the aquarium. A starfish with a magic wand in their hand and dressed in only a pair of Hello Kitty panties as it's face and small breasts were smooshed up against the glass, but a starfish nonetheless.

Kumiko could only groan as she slowly slid down the glass before landing in the bush bellow, the students and teacher filming her as she landed with her ass in the air.