Guys

“Guys, I guess. I didn’t really think about it, really. My last group didn’t really have sex, the game was pretty PG, I guess. Do you think it is going to matter?”

Still smiling, “Well, actually, Steve told me this campaign would probably be rated ****-17 because some of the bad guys are kinda creepy, and Vanessa loves using sex to solve problems.”

“Wait, isn’t she playing a paladin?”

“Must be a paladin of freedom or maybe an oath breaker. She seems kinda perverted if you ask me.” She shrugs, “Oh well, so are you okay with our characters dating? I was thinking about being a female elf, but it can be male if you don’t want yours to be a lesbian. Or I could be a girl with a dick, that could be interesting. I think the idea of a cute girl secretly having a penis is really sexy. How about you? You seem like someone that grew up in a small town. Have you ever met someone that identified as a woman that had a cock?”

How should you answer? Do you think she knows your secret?

No never.

Tell her your secret.

Ask her the same question.

See if the others are ready.