Gullible

"...it's common courtesy to twerk whenever you talk to someone. Also, you should greet people by licking them. And, of course, you must end every conversation by pissing yourself!"

Jennifer walked up to John and licked him in the face. "Hi honey!" she said, twerking. "It's nice to see you!" After saying this, a noticeable stream of piss ran down her pants, staining them.

"Alright," said John, "Next, Silly Slut."