Group Discount

The program coughed and sputtered as a seemed to pull up a huge digital folder. It had to work to open it up and rather than pulling up folders or contracts or sheets, it just pulled up a video that started to play.

"Really, you're doing this for a group discount?"

"Come on it's just easier! And way more fun. I kinda wanna see what happens!"

A group of women were crowed around a laptop as they all fussed round it as they lay out on a bed. The room they were in looked to be a bedroom, with the decor of someone in collage. A few posters around the bed was large and poofy, with a few pink details, and a couple dressers scattered around. The women were in varying states of dress and outfits; from plain jane flannel pajammas, to something fluffy and see through, to something a little tight and black. Likewise they seemed to be in different states emotionally; either hyped up and excited, to unsure and reserved, to just... not really caring.

"Where did you even find this?" a woman with long black hair asked the one seemingly leading this little act.

"I heard someone talk about this new 'hero' matching site, and all the girls swore by it...., can't remember where I heard it though." the pink skinned woman said with a grin as she tapped away at the keyboard.

"Really Mina..., you trust a random site you heard about in passing?" a short black haired woman said as she stretched out on the bed.

"Oh come on, aren't you the least bit curious? Or is the electicty between you and..."

"Shut. Up." she spat at a blondish woman sitting at the foot of the bed.

"Oh don't be like that Kyoka..., besides if we're talking about that, we all know Ochako is going to end up..."

A brown haired woman blushed a bit and hid her face in her hands, while a thinner green haired friend gave her a small pat on the back.

"Point is..., I just thought this would be a little fun. What's the harm in it, not like it's going to change anyone's mind right?" the pink woman announced as she opened up a new page, "I mean come on, lighten up a bit. Why not design the 'perfect match' right?"

It took a bit of coaxing from them but the group finally got down to work about that perfect match.

• Strong sense of justice, kind and courageous. Maybe a little hard headed.
• Someone who was frugal or at least understood the value of hard work and self earned money.
• A good heart, as to show compassion to those around them.
• Healthy habits, Healthy mind. Good outgoing personality too
• Enjoys music, cooking or some other type of creative works
• A BIG DICK!!!

The girls rolled their eyes at Mina's addition at the end though by that point a lot of **** was involved. With a smile and a 'wee' the pink hero clicked 'finish' and sent it on it's way.

Well, by what was written down this should be just an easy match. It was a little odd about the last line of the contract, but the program figured it could do something about that with the body improvement or gift. It started to process the two contracts together, and as it did so the fans cooling the laptop started to whine and the processors crunch as if it was de-fragging. A bit of smoke started to emit from the device as it fought to get this finalized. The screen slowly decending into a jumbled mess of characters.

• Mya (Mariah) Lovett – Mechanic – Inner City Upbringing – Scraping By/Poor – Apartment.
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