Gross Curse

Gina was dead asleep one Sunday night when the Karmic Retribution squad visited her.

You've heaped abuse on others, and now people will want to heap stuff on you. People will be compelled to spit, sneeze, piss, and ejaculate on you. They won't know why and won't be able to control themselves. You believe you are a guy magnet, but now you are a magnet for gross bodily fluids.

The next morning, Gina woke up ready to seize the day as Queen Bee.