Greg the snake

You skip the preamble on this one, after nudging him awake with your foot you immediately hit him with "Would you rather turn into a snake and retain your mind, but be unable to hurt anyone in viper, or turn into a rat with the same stupulations?" Greg stares up at you for a moment but as he goes to open his mouth all that comes out is a wheeze as his entire form ripples and crunches in on itself.

His body twists and coils and becomes unrecognizeable untill with a final ripple of scales flowing along his skin Greg is replaced with a 4 foot long irridecent snake. You stare for a second as your stomach settles back down from what you have just witnessed.

Reaching down you grab the limp danger noodle behind the head and transfer him to a bucket. You walk back out and Darren looks expectantly behind you for a moment to see if Greg will follow you out of the room, but after a moment before a look of fear crosses her new face as she sees the bucket you are carrying.

"Allright kate last one. I got you a pet. Its a snake but dont worry, it wont bite." You turn and leave imediately to go to your new home, because cool guys dont listen to explosions. Also you are really tired.

You make it back to your place in your new/borrowed car and sleep the sleep of the kidnapped and drugged, but also victorious.