Chapter 26
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What do you do?
Greet the half-naked heroine.
"Thanks for saving me. Are you okay?" you ask somewhat panicked. You expect to see blood.
There isn't a single drop on her.
"Yeah. They just got my clothes, it seems. My luck never runs out!" she exclaims, though continues to struggle to conceal her partial nudity. "M-My name is Rabbit's Foot, citizen. Please look away while I collect my things and flee back to grab yet another costume."
"This has happened before...?"
"Maybe. Don't mind that. I am the lucky hero, Rabbit's Foot, and don't you forget it! Now I beg you to turn around. I seriously can't get my staff or leap out of this alley without exposing myself. Come on. I totally saved you, so you owe me that much."
She keeps changing between heroic and ****.
"Right. Sorry." You turn away and hear her rustling about. After a moment of silence, you turn to see only the scraps of shimmering fabric on the ground. You decide it's time to head back to the party after that chaotic event, but you wonder if you'll see her again soon.
You make your way back to your party, where they're still discussing the exact same thing. You clear your throat and speak up.
"Hey, so. I almost died back there."
They turn, and Eva speaks up. "Wait, what?"
"I was just forcefully pulled into that alley by two bunnyfolk and a knife was put to my throat! What kind of party are you? It's been like... five minutes, probably!"
"S-Sorry. We didn't know. Are you okay?"
Amara approaches you a little too closely and immediately asks, "Do you need a healing spell?"
"No," you reply and step back. "Are you saying you didn't even notice I was gone?"
Niki scratches the back of her head. "Kinda. I honestly had no idea you were gone at all. Oops!"
You squint at her. "Maybe I'll buy a couple feathers with this money," you mutter.
She wraps her arms around her body and shudders. "Noo~!"
"Where did all that warrior bravado go?!"
Amara pats you on the shoulder. "Please calm yourself, Mr. Warren. I apologize for what happened. To make it up to you, we should do what you wish to do next. We could not decide anyhow."
"Let me think." You ponder, but then you look to your bunnyfolk. "Hey, Eva. Do you know a Rabbit's Foot? That's who saved me back there."
Eva gasps and suddenly has stars in her eyes. "You met Rabbit's Foot? She's like, a super cool vigilante that's a bunnyfolk just like me. She's strong, and apparently super lucky, so she rarely gets hurt. Oh, and she wears a really tight costume, and people stare, and..."
"That's enough," you cut her off. "Stop that."
What do you do?
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