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You are on tinder, looking for someone, when you come across Hilary Duff! You immediately swipe right, hoping she does the same. And to your surprise, a few moments later she does! You ponder what to say, but before you can write anything, you get a message:

"How Long" Hilary asks.

You heart is practically beating out of your chest, is Hilary Duff contemplating fucking you? The possibility is so exciting. You try and calm down yourself down so you don't do anything foolish. Now, being a guy you know how long your dick is and while most have problems with their length, you don't. You message her back, but you start to worry when she doesn't respond. Is it too long? Too short? She is a celebrity, maybe she is used to longer? Your intense confusion is quelled when she messages back,

"9607 Arby Drive, you better not being exaggerating."