Gravity falls

“You don’t even know the half of it, Harley. Thanks to the weak barrier that exists within this town’s radius. Gravity falls is an epicenter for a vacuum for everything strange and weird. Which makes it a valuable target in our conquest. As it offers many different alchemical and mystic items for capture and use.” You inform your Hench as you begin to pull up many different images of weird and strange creatures and beings that live within this world.

“Woah…” Harley says in amazement at some of the creatures.

“Don’t get lost, just yet Harley. Most of these creatures are quite mean-spirited.” You tell her as you bring up moments of these creatures in action. Harley takes note of the unicorns that exist in this dimension.

“Jeez… you’d dink that unicorns would be more graceful and, and…”

“Not be such raging A-holes?” You finish for Harley.

“Yeah!” Harley agrees with your assessment of the so-called majestic creatures.

“Well to be ready there’s a lot more that. When it comes to this dimension concerning stereotypes.” You warn your henchman as you bring up images of possible threats. Which while they are few, they are still extremely dangerous. You pull up an image of two 18-year-olds, a tall young man with lanky limbs and a blue and white hat with a pine tree on it.

The other being a long-haired girl, with average sized hips with a medium sized ass that strained her blue skirt a little. Her breasts were rather large Being E cups as they strained against a baggy pink sweater with a multicolored shooting star on the front of it.

“These are the pine twins, the two of them are explorers and adventurers of the weird and mysterious.” You inform Harley as you begin to focus on each twin respectively. Starting with Mabel.

“Mabel is excitable and hyper. She is always looking on the bright side of the situation and is the more athletic of the two. However, she is flawed horribly so. She never looks before she leaps and often gets her brother and the town into danger with her reckless and foolish actions.” You explain to Harley as you begin to bring up several instances of Mabel’s reckless actions. Harley looks shocked at what she sees and asks a very important question.

“Wait for a second Mista C! Doesn’t Mabel get punished for any of this?” Harley asked as she watched Mabel in danger both her friends and her family on multiple occasions.

“No. She doesn’t. In fact, she has never been reprimanded for any of her reckless actions. The only one who has ever done so was her own brother. Who in the eyes of others is kind of a weenie and tends to overreact and over dramatize certain things.” You explained as you bring up images of dipper chastising Mabel on several different occasions to which she just brushes off. This brings a look of horror on Harley’s face.

“Dat ain’t healthy! Mista C, I don’t have to be a psychiatrist to tell you that this can lead down a dangerous path of self-destruction!” Harley says worriedly as she takes in the images of Mabel’s reckless actions.

“I know. That’s why we’re going to stop her and bring her back here. However, that’s for another time. Which you continue on with her brother.” You tell Harley as you continue, this time bringing up images of dipper pines.

“This is Dipper pines, he is the opposite of Mabel. He is rational, thoughtful, and considerate. He is something of a paranormal investigator as he often investigates the strange weirdness that surrounds gravity falls. However, he is not without his own flaws. He is insecure, prone to vanity, and is known to do really dumb things out of jealousy.” You tell Harley as you bring up images of dippers adventures.

“Huh, persistent little fella. Isn't he?” Harley remarks as she watches dipper struggle against the weird forces of gravity falls.

“You have no idea… Dipper had no idea of the weirdness of gravity falls until he found a journal in a tree. This journal was written by his grand-uncle Ford, who is also a man to be considered a threat due to his experience in dealing with cosmic monstrosities.” You switch the image to a much older man with six fingers on each hand. Harley simply shrugs at the sight of this man.

“However, both these to fall flat in comparison to the sheer danger of one Bill Cipher.” You bring up an image of the dimensional demon. Cipher’s appearance is that of a cartoony pyramid with a single eye, top hat, and cartoony stick figure limbs.

“Are you sure about that Mista C? Dis guy doesn’t look all Dat big and bad.” Harley comments as she looks at the interdimensional demon.

“Do not be fooled by his appearance Harley. Many before have and have paid the ultimate price for their underestimation of Bill cipher.” You warn Harley as you bring up images of bills cruelty and insanity. Harley could only look in horror at the sheer insanity that Bill Cipher creates.

“As you can see Harley. Bill is not one to be underestimated, the problem is even if we defeat him here and lock him out of this dimension. It does not mean he will not return and be a further pain in our sides. As this maniac holds grudges very easily. Bill is persuasive, conniving, and deceptive in his ways and tactics. Everything he does he does in order to further his own goals of dimensional domination.” You explain to Harley as you finish explaining the true threat that Bill cipher holds to you and your plans. Harley gulps a little bit before asking a question.

“But-t M-Mista C y-you got ta have a W-way of beaten him. Right?” Harley stutters out as she tries to compose herself. You shake your head as your answer.

“As of right now Harley? No. I do not have a permanent way of destroying Bill Cipher. Later, once I have become far more powerful. Then, I will be able to defeat Bill in a full-on conflict. I could try now, but Bill has the ability to warp space and reality. Any damage that I do to him now, will be simply temporary as he will heal and come back for ****.” You explain to Harley. She visibly trembles at this.

“So, we just gotta buff you up and he won't be able to c-come b-back?” Harley asks as she tries to calm herself. At your nod, Harley seems to visibly relax and calm down. However, you do not believe the fear is gone. Harley might in the future do things outside of your commands in order to make you stronger without you knowing.

With your threats listed, you turn to the dungeon heart pool and ask yourself…