Grab a beer at "Jiggles"

I decide to go for a beer, and maybe a snack. I wander down the street and find a sports bar called "Jiggles". It's a national chain of restaurants in which big breasted waitresses in thin white T-shirts and short plaid skirts serve greasy food and cheap beer with good, unpretentious service. It's a favorite for white trash everywhere.

Well, here I am, in White Hills, USA. Might as well enjoy it the white trash way.

I wander into the restaurant and grab a seat in front of the big screen TV.