Gothic Dream House

After taking a deep breathe and steeling my nerves I approached the door and knocked on the gothic door.

After a few moments the door opens to reveal a goth cutie staring at me with a scowl.

"What do you want Ken?" She said shortly

"I was hoping you'd let me crash her for awhile" I asked hopefully.

She immediately went to slam the door in my face.

I stopped the door before it slammed shut. "Oh come on Gothic Barbie. Can't you do me this solid just once. What could go wrong?" You plead.

"I rather not have a pink bedazzled dork in my house. You have no way to add anything to my life positively and your mere existence annoys me"

"Oh course there's positives to letting me stay here." You argue

"Name one." She challenged