Got to go fight some crime

Still breathing heavily from the exertion, you lean forward and kiss Hannah on her tear-stained cheek before standing up.

You pull your pants up as Hannah lunges forward into Rose's arms and the naked women comfort each other.

"Stay here," you command them and you walk out. Checking to make sure the coast is clear, you stop time and teleport back to the police station, return the uniform, and retrieve your original clothes.

Then, you teleport to the middle of Times Square and become visible at the same time. There are so many people at this hour that nobody notices you appearing out of nowhere. Time for some crime fighting.

For the next few hours, using all the powers of your magic rings, you stop several crimes, including a mugging, a snatch and run, and even save a man who was standing on top a building who was going to jump to his ****. Each time, you stick around to take credit without explaining how exactly you accomplished the feats, talking to the responding police officers and a couple of reporters.

By mid-afternoon, when you check social media, your name is trending in New York City. People are singing praises of you, and have even started posting pictures of your sightings. The headline story of the New York Tribune website dubs you as their own hero-reporter, with a quote from Laura Bylines talking about her own brilliance in hiring you. You laugh at the irony.

At around 5 in the afternoon, you decide that you've done enough good for the day, after you pulled a man out of a burning vehicle. The firefighters who got there even thanked you and asked you for a group selfie. By now, you're feeling horny again and decide to go looking for a way to relieve yourself.