Good question.

"Well?" Ross asked as soon as Madison let herself into his apartment. "Did you get anything?"

In reply Madison pulled him into a deep kiss, pressing her body against his and lifting one foot off the ground. "First things first," she said with a grin. "And he was really helpful!"

"Yeah?" Ross's eyes shone with excitement. "What did he say?"

"Well, he mostly blathered on about how smart you have to be to do what he does," she said as she hung up her coat. "But he more or less advised us to test the script itself."

"Test the script? How?"

Madison shrugged as she walked into the kitchen and Ross followed. "He didn't say, but my guess is that we need to expose it to a nitrogen-rich environment. I don't know exactly how we do that yet. Want some coffee?"

"Sure," he said distractedly. "So what will that do? Will it, like, change the script or something?"

"No idea," Madison said, speaking loudly over the sound of the coffee grinder. "Where are Erica and Andrew now?"

"Erica's teaching classes and Andrew's probably sleeping off the marathon fuck session he had with her when she was too stupid to tie her shoes."

Madison gave him a sultry smile as she emptied the carafe of water into his cheap drip machine. "That sounds nice."

Ross sighed and leaned back against the counter. "I don't know, Mads. This whole thing feels like it's out of control. I'm stressed out all the time, and-"

"And you've got two sexy, brilliant golems in your corner," she said as she approached him. "You worry too much, babe. We'll figure out what's going on with this nitrogen thing and everything will settle down. I've got your back, always."

She ran finger down his chest and bit her lip. "Now I think you could use a little tension relief. Why don't I help you with that while we wait for the coffee?"

Ross didn't protest as Madison unzipped his jeans and dropped to her knees. She fished his boner out and licked her lips.

"Looks like all that stress hasn't affected your appetite," she smirked. "Now close your eyes."

He did as she said and felt her immediately engulf him. He shuddered as her warm, moist tongue seemed to wrap itself around his manhood like a tiny snake, flicking this way and that. Her hot breath tickled his tip and he shuddered with pleasure.

He grabbed her head with both hands and groaned. "Fuck, babe, you feel so good!" In response she drew her fingernails lightly across his scrotum. Ross arched his back involuntarily and felt himself brush the back of Madison's throat. He grunted twice and his eyes flew open as he spurted into her, filling her mouth with his hot, sticky seed. She gratefully gulped it down, massaging his member with her tongue to draw out as much as she could, then finally disengaged from him.

She sat back and gulped loudly before getting to her feet. Ross continued to lean back against the counter, panting, as she pulled two coffee mugs out of the cabinet behind him.

"Thanks," she said as she poured two cups and passed one to him. "I can't drink coffee on an empty stomach."