Good….at first

Cobie smiled as she sat down and shook the hand of the incredibly hot reporter. She seemed to be checking her out. And why shouldn’t she, Cobie was hot! “Live in 3, 2, 1!” The reporter started. “Welcome wonderful viewers to NUUDE News. I’m here with Cobie Smulders who we reported on last night. She says that the inchworm between her legs was fabricated and that she’s actually massive below the belt.” Cobie blushed upon hearing her penis be called an inchworm. “Which bring us to our first question. Cobie, how big is your penis?” “Seven inches soft and ten when hard.” “Wow that’s incredible! With a penis that big, the answer to this next question is probably a no brainer but I’ve gotta ask. Are you a virgin?” “No, trust me I’ve done the deed plenty of times.” “And how long do you typically last in bed?” “About two hours.”

“Wow, you must be incredibly proud of your body then.” “I am.” “So you wouldn’t mind stripping?” Cobie’s eyes widened. “I’m sorry ma’am. I think I must’ve misheard you. What did you say?” “Strip.” “You can’t make me do that!” “Actually I can. It was in the contract you signed on the way in. You did read it didn’t you?”, the reporter asked with a knowing smile. Cobie’s eyes widened. How could she be so stupid?! The reporter chimed back in. “Come on it’s not like you have anything to be ashamed of.” Cobie gulped but did as she was told. She slipped her shirt over her head and unclasped her bra, exposing her little B cups. The entire studio laughed. The reporter looked at her. “Well regardless of your penis, it seems something definitely didn’t grow!” Cobie blushed as her baby tits were thrown in her face. She pushed her pants down, revealing a pair of boxer briefs with a huge bulge. “See it’s huge!” “You could be stuffing. Cobie, please continue.” On the verge of tears, Cobie grabbed the waistband of her underwear and looked at the reporter pleadingly. She didn’t budge. Cobie took a deep breath and in one swift motion pulled her underwear down, causing a big tube sock to bounce onto the floor. The room fell silent. It was so quiet. And then the entire studio erupts into laughter. Multiple people had their pinkies up or were holding their thumb and index fingers together. Cobie was mortified. She fell back into the chair, defeated. When the laughter died down the reporter said, “Thank you so much for this opportunity Cobie! This is my big break! This story may even end up going international!” Cobie held her head in her hands. The entire world was gonna see her naked!