Gone to the dog...'s food

"Okay, Anisha." Anisha told herself as she looked around the kitchen. "All you have to do to get out of this and find someone who will help you is make a dinner for two. Now, what's the most simple thing he's got here that's easy to cook?"

As she was looking around she heard a growling noise, turning to see a German Shepard glaring at her. "N-nice doggy." She chuckled sheepishly.

"Brutus! Leave the ghost alone so she can do what I ordered her to!"

The dog simply huffed as he turned and left, obeying his master's orders as Anisha let out a sigh of relief.

"Well, with that out of the way..." Anisha said as she walked over to the pantry, opening it up as she looked inside and looked over the cans. "Let's see... Expired. Expired. Wouldn't feed that to my worst enemy. Expired. Not the kind of food you'd make for a first date. Ugh! Does this guy have anything that could work?!"

That was when she eyed a shelf with unmarked silver cans, raising an eyebrow as she picked one up and pulled on the pop top. Looking inside, she saw what looked like gravy with chunks of meat and vegetables inside.

"I think I can make this work..."

"Wow!" Nudy Judy exclaimed as she looked around and took in the sights of the twenty-first century. "This is amazing!"

Nudy Judy stopped as she came to a store window that had mannequins dressed up in bell bottom pants, tye dye shirts, sandals, and rose tinted sunglasses. A smile came to her face as she looked up and saw the store's name, "That 70's Zone".

"Good bye dull black, hello colors!" Nudy Judy chimed happily as she made her way into the store.

"I still say that we're wasting our time!" Monika groaned, rolling her eyes as she and Wendy followed Nudy Judy. Well, Wendy followed her and was dragging Monika along.

"I just know that something is going on here!" Wendy replied, "We just visited Anisha last night, so she's not a new tenant. Anisha doesn't have a roommate, and she's as straight as an arrow, so that isn't her girlfriend!"

"Which you would know first hand after your five months of courting resulted in her letting you down."

"Oh, now that just stings." Wendy commented flatly to the smirking Monika. "Look, my gut is screaming at me that something is up here. And with the exception of the ice incident, my gut is never wrong!"

"What about the time where your gut told you that beach we went to was clothing optional, and we almost got arrested for indecent exposure?"

"Well, that was -"

"Or the time where your gut told you that we could make it back from that concert without having to stop for gas, only to end up hitch hiking back to town with that old, toothless turkey farmer with the iron leg?"

"Okay, see -"

"Or the time your gut told you that that was just a stray, black and white kitty cat in the parking garage of your office, resulting in you and five of your coworkers getting scrubbed down in the parking lot by guys in hazmat suits with tomato juice and fire hoses?"

"In my defense -"

"Or the time were your gut told you that wearing anything underneath when we attended that toga party in college was a silly idea, and we -"

"ALRIGHT I GET IT!" Wendy snapped, taking a deep breath. "My gut is never right a hundred percent of the time. However, this time I know that something is up! Now, come on!"

Monika only sighed as Wendy dragged her towards the store.

"Okay, your total comes up to exactly $592.78." The cashier said as she finished ringing up the last of the items that Nudy Judy had purchased. "Will that be cash or credit?"

"Let's see..." Nudy Judy said as she dug into Anisha's pants pocket and pulling out Anisha's wallet, opening it to see several credit cards. "Whoa! You can have more than one credit card?! And more than just Visa, Bank of America, or MasterCard?!"

"Yeah...?" The cashier said in confusion, staring at Nudy Judy as if the woman had grown a second head despite the smile on her face.

"Let's see, then I'll use... This one!" Nudy Judy said as she pulled out the Visa and handed it to the cashier.

"Hey!"

Nudy Judy turned to see an angry Wendy and an annoyed and embarrassed Monika walk up to her.

"I have a few questions for you, Lady!" Wendy barked as she jabbed a finger into Nudy Judy's chest. "First off, who the hell are you?!"

"Oh, um..." Nudy Judy said in confusion, "My name's Judith Stevenson. Can I help you, Ma'am?"

"Okay, just a little more sea salt to add to the flavor..." Anisha said as she shook the shaker over the boiling pot, filled to the brim with at least ten cans of the gravy, stew meat, and vegetables. "And maybe a little paprika and garlic..."

Anisha had dipped a spoon in and was just about to taste it when she heard the doorbell ring.

"Crap! She's early!" The young man said, now fully dressed in a fancy get up. "Quickly! Put that in some bowls and put them on the table!"

"You know, maybe if you added please -"

"Fine! Please!" The young man said, "I just need to stall her until you do and hide back in the kitchen!"

Anisha rolled her eyes as she did as she was told, placing the pot on the table as she portioned out the meal into a couple of bowls.

"Hey, Jeff."

"Kelly! I didn't expect you so early."

"Well, I couldn't wait to taste the skills of a master chef! And it smells so good!"

"And that's my que." Anisha said as she ran through the kitchen doors, standing in the kitchen as she heard "Jeff" and "Kelly" sitting down at the table.

"So, what's on the menu?"

"Oh, just a little something I whipped up in the kitchen. Just finished it before you got here, actually."

"Give me a break." Anisha muttered.

"Hey, can you excuse me one second? I need to check on something in the kitchen real quick. Feel free to dig in!"

"Don't mind if I do!"

Anisha backed away from the door just as Jeff came back into the kitchen. "Okay, you can go now. I just need to know what exactly you used so I can make it later."

"Well, there were these cans in the pantry and -" Anisha began, only to feel herself being pulled towards the mirror on the wall, letting out a yelp as she was pulled into it. "Not again!"

Jeff blinked in confusion, shaking his head as he walked towards the pantry and opened it. He raised an eyebrow when he saw that the cans up on the higher shelves had only been moved slightly. The same for the cans on the middle shelf, with the exception of the space of the pantry where he kept Brutus' dog food...

Where ten cans were now missing!

"MmmMmmph!" Kelly moaned as she stepped into the kitchen, causing the mortified man to go wide eyed as he saw the young blonde woman carry the bowl into the kitchen with the gravy around her mouth. "This is absolutely scrumptious! I demand to know what you used!"

Jeff gulped before chuckling nervously...

"... Nudy Judy, Nudy Judy!"

In a flash, Anisha appeared in front of a chubby woman in her early thirties, completely naked as she took the photo.

"It worked." The woman said in shock before grinning wildly. "It worked! I summoned Nudy Judy!"

"Here we go again..." Anisha groaned.