God pussyblocks Eve (or, on the female orgasm)

It was Eve's turn to receive Lilith's tongue inside her. When she went down on Lilith - so yummy despite all the hair - the woman's pleasure kept building up as Eve licked and sucked until she finally yelled, convulsed, and lay dumb and lame for the next several minutes before she could get up and do the same for Eve.

Eve felt everything as Lilith was masterful in her craft, her pleasure building up to a distinct precipice. Eve knew that she would soon jerk herself in the same ecstasy that Lilith had just experienced, and looked forward to it as her pleasure built up.

Eventually, though, her pleasure began to level off and plateau. She told Lilith, "harder".

And so Lilith went harder, but still nothing approaching that critical point where all control was lost. So Eve told Lilith, "faster".

And so Lilith went faster, darting her tongue in and out of Eve's vagina and all around her labia and clitoris. But still no increase past the plateau. So Eve told Lilith, "more".

But before Lilith could do anything, God's voice boomed from the heaven.

"Eve," he began, "I know thou atest from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil."

"What... what do you mean?" Eve asked nervously, still lying down as her pleasure began to fall.

"I saw the serpent trick thee unto eating the fruit, and thee trick Adam unto the same. The serpent hath already been cursed to crawl on his belly, and now thou, Eve, must leave this garden and for ever have sorrow in thy conception.

And not only sorrow, but whereas the man shall have pleasure in conception," God continued, "thou shalt need it not - the point where all control is lost is not needed for thee and thy kind for conception."

Eve looked in shock as Lilith retreated from her intimate areas and got dressed.

"But..." Eve tried to explain, "but Adam ate the fruit, too!"

"That he did," God agreed, "and he too hath been cursed to leave the garden, and to for ever till his food from the ground."

Before Eve could say anything more, God flung her and Adam out from the Garden, installing Cherubim with flaming swords to prevent them from getting back in.

"Also," God continued, "I was going to give you skins to dress yourselves, but ye tried to conceal your wrongdoing and transgression, so enjoy being naked until ye find such way."

"Damn it!" Eve snapped her fingers in frustration, placing her hands back over her privates.

"So..." Eve turned with a chuckle to Adam, who also had his hands clamped to his privates, "I guess it's time for us to start living on the land and having children..."