God dammit, Fox...

Humming in thought, Kim stroked my cheek. "Wykkyd...remind me, which one is that again?" she asked. Made sense that she'd have no clue. Hell, she was only on Earth once or something in the show.

The other two didn't share my opinion. Sighing, Rachel massaged her temples. "The quiet teleporting one? With red eyes?" she offered. Kim shook her head and shrugged. "...big bubble butt?" Rachel finally added with a groan.

Snapping her fingers, Kim nodded. All this while still holding me like a toddler clutching a teddy bear. I hoped she'd let go when she moved around. "Oh, you mean Cutie Booty!" she corrected, glancing down at me with a grin. I felt better upon seeing it. That was the grin of the Kim I remembered. The Kim I first met. Lifting me up so that I was sitting next to her (though she kept her arm around my waist to keep me from going anywhere), she whispered into my ear. "She's utterly adorable, I swear. Like a puppy with glowing red eyes."

Grunting, Jenny crossed her arms. "It's not THAT impressive," she argued, clearly finding the idea of a girl with a better butt than her own to be offensive. "And can we PLEASE focus on the task at hand here? We've got two troublemakers...one of whom has super powers...in a world where superheroes and villains exist in fictional media only! Even I know that's a bad thing and I used to BE a villain. ...come to think of it, so were you, Kimmy...guess Rae-Rae is the only hero here..."

"Don't even start with those labels," Rachel snapped. "I'm just Rachel here and I don't give a damn what Gizmo and Wykkyd are up to unless it involves Johnny and judging from the little brat hacking our TV just to taunt him, it does!" Wow, she was pissed. Jenny held her hands up in surrender. "Right, right, s..."

Jenny's apology was interrupted by...well...me. I yelped in surprise when I felt Kim's hand slip into my pants. In seconds, Jenny and Rachel were on their "big sister", grabbing her arm and trying to pull it out. "Just lemme touch it for a few seconds!" Kim begged. She suddenly sounded ****. Unfortunately for me, even with both girls pulling, Kim's arm wasn't budging.

Fortunately, however, Rachel was still clever. "Kim, stop struggling, you might hurt John!" she pleaded. Immediately, Kim pulled her hand out from my pants and jumped off the couch, alarmed. "Are you okay, John?" Rachel asked with concern in her eyes...and her chest next to my face. I wasn't sure if this was intentional though. I imagined they had a habit of getting in the way.

My answer was cut short by a single finger running along my crotch. "Hmm...judging from this, I'd say Kim's touch wasn't entirely unappreciated," Jenny teased. "Oh really...?" Kim asked, sounding both relieved and excited by this information. Jenny covered her mouth, realizing too late that now was not the best time to tease me. ...or was she teasing Rachel? It was hard to say who the target was.

Identifying the target for what happened next wasn't so difficult. I felt myself...falling. I heard the girls scream my name (even Jenny, using my name for once), though it was getting far away. The next thing I knew, I wasn't in the apartment anymore. I fell to the floor. The room was dimly lit and as I looked up, I saw a shadow fall over me. Shaking a little, I rolled over to see...

...the cutest little face I had ever seen on a girl looking down at me with curious red eyes. Her white face was framed by the blackest hair. Were it not for those eyes and the purple lipstick, she'd have the face of a black and white photograph. Her little button nose had to be the cap on the cuteness factor her face possessed.

She was of slight frame, much like Rachel, though a bit taller and obviously not as chesty. From my position I couldn't see the ass that Kim was praising, but I had no reason to doubt her. Swallowing, I mustered a nervous, "Hi..."

Smiling and showing her pearly white teeth, she waved a dainty hand to me in reply. She seemed nice enough...