Go to the police station

The house wasn't an option. Whatever was in there was clearly not pleased with them, and if Victoria's previous methods were of any indication, going back in would do more harm than good.

"The police station it is," June said. "I hope you have more of a plan for getting there than you did for getting in the house."

"Indeed I do." Victoria retorted, trying not to show how bridled she was at that comment. Walking over to the side of the road, the naked cop stood and pointed her thumb out in a hitch hiker's position, looking around for any passing cars.

"Okay, I'm still waiting for your plan," June said, sarcastically.

"Oh, just shut up and point your thumb out with me," Victoria said, not willing to put up with June's mouth in her current situation.

"Oh, I'd love to, don't get me wrong." June said, beginning to enjoy this situation far more than she originally was, "Actually, nude hitchhiking is something I've had on my bucket list for a while. I just don't see it being the most effective means of getting out of here."

"Well, what would you prefer? It's either this or walking, and I'm really not in the mood to walk several miles stark naked to my place of work."

June shrugged. "Fine, I'm game. Let's model, Vanna." She sauntered over, giving Victoria a playful slap on the ass before pointing out her own thumb, taking a much more risque pose.

For a while, that's how they stood, two naked ladies waiting for cars to pass, June changing out her poses to look as sexy as possible, with Victoria trying to hold some professional dignity by standing perfectly straight in an authoritative stance. A few cars passed by, but miraculously, no one stopped for the two gorgeous naked women asking for rides. After about an hour, both girls were getting frustrated. "Vicky, come on, you're not going to impress anyone with that boring look. You've got to step it up."

"Step what up? I'm not trying to 'impress' anyone, I'm trying to barter some help from a citizen. I'm a police officer, I have to act respectably."

"No, you're a naked woman trying to get someone to let you in their car. That's not something police officers do. You can't act like a respectable officer and expect to be taken seriously."

"So I should act like you then? Use sex to sell myself to people driving by? You may be inclined to moon anyone passing by with the hope that they'll be mesmerized by you, but I'm not going to put myself through that. I have dignity."

June gave a scrutinizing look to Victoria, clad only in her hat and police belt, looking more like a stripper than an actual police officer. "Suuuuuuure."

Just then, both ladies noticed another car driving up. June psyched herself up, preparing for her sexiest pose yet. Holding one arm under her chest, she held her breasts up, making sure to accentuate their size. At the same time, she stuck her ass out in view of the oncoming vehicle, wiggling it as enticingly as she could. To top it off, she lifted up one leg and started to run her hand along her stomach like the girls in some of the videos she watched online (purely for educational purposes).

Victoria rolled her eyes, then looked to the car and saw that it wasn't slowing down. Frustrated beyond modesty, she stepped out into the road and held her hand out, calling out "Stop!" to the driver. Immediately, the driver slammed on the brakes, coming to a stop just short of Victoria.

"What the hell is your problem?!" The driver yelled, leaning out her car window.

Victoria walked up to the driver's side window. "Good afternoon, Ma'am. My colleague and I are in need of service and would like to ascertain your assistance in this matter. It is of utmost importance that we receive transport to my place of employment, so if you would oblige, we'd like your help."

"What?" The woman responded, still dumbfounded at the sight of a naked woman on the side of the road.

"We'd like to bum a ride," June said. Strike that, TWO naked women.

"Look, I don't know what your deal is, but there's no way I'm letting a couple of hookers in my car."

Victoria flashed her badge. "I am Officer Victoria of the city police department, and I kindly ask you again to let us use your car." Where was she keeping that? June thought.

"Yeah, right. What kind of police officer finds herself hitchhiking naked in the middle of nowhere? You're probably just a couple of prostitutes hoping to trick me out of my car and valuables. Well, I'm not falling for it."

"Please, miss. We're not criminals." June pleaded. Well, one of us isn't. Victoria thought to herself. "We're just a couple of gals down on our luck. Is there anything we can do to convince you?"