Go to the office

You decide to go to the office, as there are still lots of hotties there to explore. And now that you took care of your wife so that it couldn't be considered cheating anymore, it's fine to have sex with as many women as you care to. The first woman you decide to work your magic on again is Suze. She's easiest, because she has a closed office, and besides, you've always wanted to tap that ass. So you knock on her door that morning and enter her office.

'Oh hey, John,' she says, perking up a little. 'What can I do for you?'

'I think we should call a meeting,' you tell her. 'I've got some big news. Do you want to call everyone into the meeting room?'

'You're calling a meeting?' she asks, surprised. 'You've never called a meeting before. What's this about?'

'All will be clear later,' you say. 'Shall we?'

'Well alright then,' she says. 'But this is weird. I'll only do it because your're my favorite employee. But don't tell anyone that.' She smiles at you as she heads out of the office to call everyone together.

Minutes later, you and all the employees of your floor are gathered together in the conference room. You stand next to Suze, which is who everyone is looking at to start the meeting. You look around to see if everyone is there and if the door is shut. When you're sure, you loudly proclaim: 'SURSUM OMNES AUDI!' to the roughly 30 people in the room. You wait for a few moments to be sure everyone is completely hyonotized, and walk around the room, looking at your now loyal subjects. They're all ready for your suggestions.

'I am your new boss,' you start your commandments. 'Suze will still do all the "managerial" tasks of course, but she will now answer to me, and in turn, you too. That means whatever I say goes. I know all of you don't want to get fired, and you will do whatever it takes to keep your jobs. And I will tell you now, if you disobey me, you _will _lose your jobs. So you will obey me.'

'We will obey you...' sounds their unanimous zombie-like reply.

'From now on, sex is allowed on the workfloor,' you continue. 'That means that you and I will be able to have sex at work, and you are all extremely excited by that, and don't find it weird at all. You all love sex, and are almost perpetually horny for each other, but mostly me. All the women will want nothing more than to pleasure me and fuck me. Wherever and whenever.'

'Wherever and whenever,' sounds their reply.

'OPUS EST,' you tell them now, and they all come out of their dazed expression. You act like you were just giving a talk, and they all dazed out. '... So, as I was saying, I will be your new boss and you will all have to what I say. Clear? Then go back to work!'

Most of them still a little confused, but not giving any lip back, start to leave the meeting room.