Go to the local diner

I decide to walk to the local diner as it isn't that far. The sun is rising although some dark clouds are forming, or would if time were in motion. I don't think the diner is open quite this early so I stand under some cover remembering the rain that will happen in a while. 'Fast forward.' The rain comes and goes quickly, as does everything else until I see that it looks to be around noon, maybe a bit later. 'Pause.'

I continue on to the diner and take a seat. 'Resume.' It goes from quiet to bits of small chatter here and there. "Good afternoon, sugar. What will it be?" A waitress in her mid 20s asks in a Southern accent. She must be new and she certainly is cute. 'Pause.' I have the idea of messing with her by undressing her, taking her bra and panties and hiding them for someone to find in the men's room and redressing, then resume time.

I unbutton her tacky 50s-esque uniform shirt revealing a pink and black laced bra. I slide off her skirt, lifting one leg then the other followed by removing her plain pink panties before putting the skirt back on and buttoning her shirt up then giving her a hard slap on the ass. I take her lingerie into the bathroom, putting them on the tank of a stalled toilet and return to my seat.

'Resume.' Her eyes widen subtlety at her discovery of her uniform on bare skin as her hand reflexively goes to her slapped bottom. "Is everything alright?" I say with fake concern, noticing her. "Oh, no, no dear. Everything's fine." She lied, trying to act normal. "Well in that case, I'll take a burger and fries with a milkshake." I tell her. I can't wait to eat though. 'Fast forward.' In seconds the waitress brings me my food. 'Resume'

I finish the food and 'accidentally' drop the plastic bottle of ketchup onto the floor causing the waitress to bend over to pick it up. 'Pause.' I go past the counter and into the kitchen looking for a pair of scissors. Once I find some, I return to the waitress and cut out the crotch of her already short skirt, causing her to flash the customers behind her and everyone else for the rest of the day and before I leave, I take a pen from her small apron pouch and slide it into her pussy before going on with my day.