Go to the library.

An exhaustive search of the Wilkinson Library turns out to be fruitless. Your table is stacked with a dozen tomes gleaned from the shelves titled "Religion," and still there is nothing that suits your purposes. The librarian, a tall, tan woman about forty (and not too bad looking at all), has been watching you thumb through the 'V' section for the past several hours, and finally decides to come over and offer some help.

The woman makes her way over with a brisk but remarkably quiet walk, which ought to make sense for a librarian. Clad in old, soft-soled shoes and an unremarkable long-skirted dress, she seems a very practical and laid back type of woman, the kind that a man would enjoy being married to...at least most of the time.

Leaning just so over the table, she offers her assistance. "You look like you could use some help, Young Man." She has big brown Bambi eyes, and a prodigious mane of long, curly black hair-- perhaps her only indulgence.

"Yes," you reply, you could certainly use some help. Surely every book on Vodou that the library carries is on your table right now, but they're all about the conventional religion. How can there be nothing on the myth and the lore?

The librarian folds her arms and furrows her eyebrows in thought. "Hmmm..." she mumbles to herself quietly. "Voodoo dolls and zombie-type stuff, is it? Why don't you try the science fiction section?"

Science fiction. Such categorization is belittling, but just as the librarian predicted, the dusty old tomes about movie Voodoo are found there. Her work done, the beautiful MILF leaves you with a handful of '60s-era handbooks, complete with hokey cartoons, screen captures from old films, and perhaps the largest font size ever printed (barring those for the visually impaired).

The books, for the most part, are written tongue-in-cheek, the authors having produced them purely for (their own) entertainment. Despite this, every lie or myth has some drop of truth to it, and you're talented enough to take what is good and what is not.

After a couple hours of study, you at last have two amalgamated recipes for constructing Voodoo dolls and making zombies. Of course you'll never know if they work until you try them, unless you'd like to consult an expert, first. The latter is not a difficult decision, since the books are so full of bunk only one of them has any sort of references at all.