Go to the comedy club.

Molly drives you and Belinda to Penguins, a comedy club in the center of town. It looks like a little hole in the wall. You barely notice the long thin neon sign with "PENGUINS" on it hanging above the door.

Molly drops you off right outside the club and the two of you walk up to the door while Molly parks the car. Belinda flashes some sort of member's badge to the bouncer and you enter the club.

The club is just as much of a dive on the inside which surprises you. It seems a bit smoky even though nobody inside seems to be smoking. You and Belinda find a couple of empty seats at a table and sit down.

When a waitress comes by (dressed in the usual near-scandalous Rosestead manner), you order a couple of soft drinks and the two of you have a delightful chat. Belinda is warm, personable, and vivacious. She's even less shockingly foul-mouthed than usual, though probably only because you're not discussing sex for a change. It's also very obvious that she's considerably smarter and better educated than you are, although you've always been pretty good in school. She spends about half the time explaining things to you that you don't get. Still, she's very kind about it, not at all condescending, and you find yourself quite enjoying the conversation.

The warm-up act comes on stage and he's pretty funny. His jokes are pretty good, but his delivery could use some work. Still, both you and Belinda laugh some so things aren't too bad. Belinda snuggles into you a bit and puts her hand on your thigh while you wait for the main event.

The main comedian, Randall Jones, comes on. He's black, chubby, nerdy looking, and wears glasses. As soon as he comes out, he says, "You know, I've been doing my set in this great town you've got for the last week and I just cannot get over what a good-looking bunch all you people are. What the hell do they put in the water here in Rosestead?"

There is a brief uncomfortable silence for a couple of seconds. Then Belinda jumps up and starts clapping and hooting and everybody else almost immediately follows suit. He says, "Whew! For a second there, I thought I had said something wrong." He then goes into his routine, using his opening as launching pad for a whole extremely funny riff about how nerdy he is, but then ranging on to many other topics and he's very funny about all of them. At one point, Belinda takes a drink right before a particularly funny joke and ends up laughing so hard she nearly chokes, which causes you some mild concern though she waves you off and seems to be fine.

When the comedian's set is over, Belinda says, "I'm going to go powder my nose before we leave. I'll be right back."

You sip your drink while waiting for Belinda for about ten minutes when you start wondering where she is and realize that you should probably use the restroom as well. You walk in her direction until you come to the hallway where the restrooms are and see Leo and Belinda having some sort of conversation. Leo has his hand on Belinda's hip in a familiar, even possessive fashion. You blush at seeing Leo as you vividly recall sucking him off.

When Belinda sees you coming, she pushes Leo's hand off her hip and says loudly, "Leo, I told you I'm with Parker tonight. Maybe some other time."

Leo says, "Well I'm sure Parker won't mind if I have a quick turn." He turns to you. "What do you say, Parker? I just want to dump a quick load down this cumbucket's throat."