Go to the bathroom

You shrug your shoulders and blearily stumble out of bed, a seven inch tent in your pants. You look at the clock. You feel really tired despite that you'd gotten a good night's rest.

You wander over to the bathroom and pull down your pants, letting your dick spring out. Your mind flashes to your Mom's breasts standing over the bed, her long golden hair framing the succulent globes.

A steady stream of piss lands inside the toilet(for once). You smile at your (feeble) success. Have to take the dubs where you can get them, I guess.