Go look for a way to satisfy yourself

Still feeling like you're in a dream or having an out of body experience, you teleport away from your empty childhood home and go downtown where there are many more people. However, you instantly feel overwhelmed by your senses and almost throw up, bending over to grab your knees to steady yourself. This being New York City, nobody stops to check on you to see if you're okay, but eventually, after many deep breaths, you regain your composure and stand up straight. The sights, sounds and smells were a little too much for you at the beginning, but now you're starting to get used to it, coming to terms that you were really in a coma for a year.

You start to wander around aimlessly, looking at how little the city has changed while you were lying in a bed. When you came into possession of the magic rings, you thought you would make a difference in the world. Yet, it appears hardly anyone has noticed your absence.

The good thing about the city is the women. They're everywhere and they come in all varieties, many of which stir the arousal in your pants. You're having difficulty deciding which random woman in the street you want to choose for your relief after such a long time, until you almost walk into a lamp post and stop. As you look up, you notice a banner hanging off the lamp post.