Go get your

"Sarah! Sober up, and go home! I'm going to text Ash that you're here, they're going to come take you to your room! Lads, let's go trash that dude's room."

You flip out your phone, texting Ash Sarah's location and situation. With that, you abandon Sarah downstairs, quickly moving with the lads to a room. You push open

"Let's trash the place! Break everything in site and have some fun!" Lukas laughs.

You look around, pausing. You could trash the place, yeah, but that might be too simple. He has a lot of nice stuff, it'd be cool to take what you want and make a bit of a profit from this venture. Or of course, you could have a bit of fun, being secretive and sabotaging the place. Shit on the toothbrush, cum on the pillow, the classics. Or, you could have a look about for some other opportunity.