Go for the girl with big boobs

I see a woman in the distance, and I think she has huge tits omg? Usually they’re pretty dumb, so I’ll go for her first and take her out.

“Hey sexy, were you trying to sneak up on me?”

Crap, she sees me. Guess a sneak attack won’t work.

“Like what you see cute boy?”

Holy shit, her titties are more massive than I thought!

“Well, are you in love with my big boobs?”