Go for it!

I must have been a great person in my previous life, I could not help but muse to myself as Tsunade rode me on top of her desk, plunging her pussy to the hilt on my cock again and again without a care in the world. People and ninja could probably just gawk and stare at her if they could see up into the windows, though for my own sense of modesty for such an event of this I’d had Shizune close the blinds. Even now, the ever-close helper to my current fuck-toy was standing outside the room, leaving it to be just me and the best pussy I’d ever had in my entire life. Which, to be unhappily fair, was not that many, but even so!

“Oh fuck, you are so good,” I grunted up at her as she bounced up and down again and again.

“Oh! OH!,” she cried to the ceiling, her hands tightly cupped around her titanic breasts, her tongue lolling out of her mouth and her eyes rolled up into her head.

Now, I knew for a fact that a woman like this? Probably knew what felt good to her. Probably had been fucked pretty good by someone, somewhere, someone who was like a legend. She definitely wasn’t a virgin. But I didn’t care about that because I had a secret. Something that I’d only really figured to use after I’d seen how I could literally change how things tasted with the right words. If I can affect taste, surely I can affect pleasure itself, right?

‘It is normal that my dick inside of you feels ten times better than anyone or anything that you’ve ever had in there before.’

‘It is normal that when we have sex that you have to keep fucking me until I say that I’m done, and when I’m done, you’ll have the biggest orgasm you’ve ever had in your life.’

I didn’t even have to be that good at sex if I can make women cum literally just by putting it in, right?

“Fucknwanshitfuck,” she burbled as a continuous stream of over-pleasured gibberish fell out of her mouth as she kept bouncing.

Hell, I could barely speak myself, with how she was squeezing and pulsating her pussy somehow. The most amazing muscle control that only one of the best trained ninja in the world could possess was being put entirely to work in squeezing load after load out of me. I don’t think it was entirely natural for me to be able to blast a thick load again and again and again, but then again nothing about this situation was normal. It was like the moment I got these earrings, I was almost superhuman! I mean, I was just a civilian, nowhere close to a ninja, but I would never have given any of this up even for the ability to shoot fire or whatever.

Who wants to shoot fire when you can fuck Tsunade!?

“It…its normal...,” I gasped as she wrung me dry again and again, “For you…to cum instantly…whenever I slap your ass.”

Which I immediately did, to glorify in the wordless scream that she released to the sky, her whole body tensing up beforehand.

“UNNGH!”

God, every part of this woman was so fucking sexy! The biggest tits in the Elemental Nations, those lips, this fucking huge ass of hers that I hadn’t even thought about but was so tight that I think a freaking kunai would bounce off of it!

“So…so…good,” she moaned, mauling her own breasts as she spoke, teasing her nipples with both hands as she openly drooled out of her mouth.

“Damn…straight,” I worked to breath and speak at the same time.

Then I slapped her ass again for the hell of it so that I could feel the delicious sensation of her clenching tightly and then going slightly boneless as she came again. Still, I could feel my mouth and throat getting dry again, and that just wouldn’t do. Not at all.

“Time for water, bitch,” I called out, and then I got to go on one hell of a ride as Tsunade’s sweat soaked arms wrapped around me and pulled me deep into her mountainous tits to lick and suck and tease as I wished as Shizune stepped forward with more water in glasses.

“Here, Nijito,” the by now flush-faced ninja said as she handed me one now that I wasn’t on my back.

I’d thought for a bit that she was going to be implacable as all hell, but it turns out watching me and her boss having the best sex of Tsunade’s life for an hour managed to get her going a little. She’d shooed the pig off somewhere and then came back, but I noticed that her face was getting more and more red though she remained dedicated to her current job of caring for me and the Hokage as we went at it.

“Nnngh,” came the guttural moan from the Hokage’s mouth as I came in her again, feeling her go off in yet another round of her own.

‘It is normal for women to cum extremely hard whenever I cum inside of them.’

Heh.

“Thanks,” I told Shizune honestly, drinking deeply before pulling Tsunade’s face down to me.

At the start, she’d actually been surprisingly resistant to kissing me, but I wanted those lips, damn it, and so I got them. Now, an hour later? She went in eagerly, happily sucking on my bottom lip and then welcoming my tongue into her mouth. She drank the water in my mouth while our tongues wrestled and explored each other before I tore away with a gasp so that Shizune could carefully pour more water into my mouth.

Hey, I wasn’t about to dehydrate the Hokage, you know? It was pretty fucked up that I could be doing this at all, but I didn’t plan on ever making it suck for them. Not if I could help it.

“Water time over,” I said with not a little regret as we stopped kissing. “Back to regular position.”

With that, Tsunade unwrapped her arms from around me so that I could lay back on my back and went back bouncing on top of me in a more proper manner for us. As in, I let her do most of the work. I’d changed reality around to make it feel super great for her, so the motivation to do more on my own like I used to in my earlier days of fruitlessly chasing after kunoichi and getting a few of the girls in town who didn’t have high or even average standards had sort of disappeared.

“If this goes on for any longer, we’re going to be really behind on the paperwork for today,” Shizune spoke up from behind me…like she had again the last few times.

“Okay, you know, why don’t you do it?” I asked her frankly, my hands folded behind my head so that I could properly appreciate the image of the sweat dripping off of Tsunade’s tits and the drool coming out of her mouth while also being able to see Shizune where she stood.

“O-oh no, I couldn’t do that!” Shizune shook her head rapidly, a horrified expression on her face. “That could be a total usurpation of the village’s chain of command!”

Hmm.

“But, wait,” I paused to slap Tsunade’s ass on both sides with my hands like a drum to send her on a spiral of orgasms that made her stop bouncing entirely.

“FUCK!” she bellowed as she fell forward onto my chest, giving me the uniquely pleasant experience of being mostly buried under tits…before slowly dragging herself upwards to start bouncing again though by now her hands were on the desk to help her stay upright.

“You’re here all the time. You get her the papers. You watch her sign it, right?”

Shizune stared at me, worrying at her lip.

“Um. Technically…yes, I do.”

“Okay,” I shrugged, “Then do all the paperwork except for the signatures part. She can do that part, right? You’re loyal to her, you wouldn’t do any shady stuff, right?”

Shizune stared at me, then up at Tsunade, and then back down at me. The mystique of the impossible to approach woman, the titan of the past, the incredible member of the trio of the past, the S-ranked ninja, was completely impossible to see in the woman fucking herself on top of me. Not in how her breasts bounced all over the place when she wasn’t crushing and squeezing them with her hands, how her eyes were hazy and rolled up, or how her tongue had fully unrolled from her mouth to release a constant stream of drool.

“I…would never betray Tsunade-sama,” Shizune finally nodded at me, slowly.

“Then, wouldn’t it help her, a lot, in the long run, if you helped her with the paperwork even more?

Shizune’s next words were totally drowned out as Tsunade let loose another scream as she came again, falling against me and…actually not getting up that fast at all though her heavenly hips continued to grind against me. But before either of us could really get concerned, she leaned forward and began to kiss me deeply again, without my prompting this time. I was cool with it, though, and let my hands travel down her sides and begin to squeeze and massage that fantastic ass of hers. Seriously, everyone talks about her tits, no one talks about the toned sweet piece she’s got? I mean, I guess all kunoichi are probably super fit unless they’re an Akimichi, but still!

“Shizune,” I began before Tsunade grabbed my face and cut me off with her tongue halfway down my throat again.

It was another good chunk of seconds before I could tear away and look around for her…only to see the wonderful assistant having moved all of the paperwork and books and scrolls onto a far table that wasn’t slathered in sweat and cum and writing her way through it. Apparently feeling my gaze, she looked up and gave me a small smile before getting back to work.

Awesome.

A wave of weariness hit me, then, and I realized that even my somehow impossibly improved stamina and capacity if nothing less was starting to run out. I couldn’t fuck forever, despite what I might want. Hell, I didn’t necessarily even want to if I could. Like, I still love sleep and food and stuff. Just because sex was going to feature more prominently in my life from now own didn’t mean that I stopped doing any of that other stuff. Not to mention the whole bathroom thing. None of which was that sexy to me.

Not to mention I think I was managing to tire Tsunade out with the constant cumming and such.

“Okay, yeah,” I hummed as Tsuande nuzzled at my neck kissing and nibbling lightly. “Tsunade?”

“Unnh?” she slowly pulled her head up to unsteadily blink at me.

“I’m done. We’re done fucking for now.”

“Wh-oh-oh-AHHHHHHH!” she began to shudder and shake on top of me, her eyes going completely wide.

Her arms actually blurred a bit as they made their way around my body and pulled me tight into her, damn near suffocating me in her tits – not the worst way to go – and also making me pretty sure that some bones got bruised. My head was so deep in that I felt the whole of her vibrating as she screamed as loud as she ever had throughout the whole session before abruptly going limp. It was only about then that I realized that she was, in fact, bigger than me. Taller and in weight – though a good chunk of that was one of the best parts about her. It was either that or I was too weak…

“Uh, Shizune?” I called out weakly from beneath the now sleeping – yeah, yeah that was definitely snoring – Hokage and struggled to look at her. “Can you help me out here?”

Thankfully I didn’t need much more than a few tugs from someone who can use chakra to help slide me out, though the sweat and cum everywhere probably helped. After that, I stood there, naked, legs trembling from exhaustion, my arm slung around Shizune’s neck as she helped me to a couch opposite where all the paperwork was. I didn’t even have to say anything before she handed me another glass of water. I didn’t ask about where it came from, I’d seen ninja pull crazy stuff from nowhere before, water was nothing.

“Thanks,” I toasted her as she went back to work with a small smile on her face.

Then I just sort of lay back, staring at the gloriously naked woman who still lay on the desk, her arms at her sides and her head resting slightly on her breasts before she twisted slightly so that she was on her back. The evening light of the sun as it came down illuminated her in a halo of warm light, and I’d never seen something so beautiful. I’m not sure if it helped or hurt the effect, but I squinted and chuckled slightly as I saw her slightly distended stomach from all the cum I’d pumped in her gurgle as some of it flowed out and onto the desk.

Yeah. That was probably super unnatural.

“That. Was. Good,” I sighed happily, letting my head lean back onto the couch, just watching the thoroughly fucked Hokage snooze in her own sweat and my cum before I felt myself falling asleep.

…probably shouldn’t leave the Hokage’s office like this.

“Um,” I grunted from the couch, “Shizune, it is normal for you to clean up the place where me and Tsunade fuck to make it look pristine after we’re done to the best of your abilities. Uh…and you can drink the cum from her pussy if you want since I made it taste so good to you I guess…?”

I heard her get up and move towards the desk but by that point? I was passing out.