Go for her pussy

Matt knew better. There was no way his mom would put up with his digging his face into her pussy the way he wanted. Still, YOLO, right? How could he forgive himself if he passed up this opportunity.

He spun his body a little, taking her foot with him. With her legs partly spread, he got a great view straight up her pussy.

As he'd hardly dared hope, her pussy was completely exposed. The hair on her head was blond, like Karen's, but he was surprised to see how dark her pubic hair was. And what hair. She had a full bush so thick he couldn't see anything. He was used to shaved pussies or pussies with just a landing strip--from all the porn he watched, not that he had any experience with actual pussies. The full bush was kind of off-putting but kind of sexy as well. Like she was proud of her pussy and didn't think it needed any artificial embellishment.

He shifted her foot further, bringing her legs farther apart, then dove his face straight into that hairy target.

"What the hell."

"Come on, mom. You know you want it. It's not like dad--"

Whap. She pulled away from him then, as he watched in horror, drew back her arm and swung it at him, giving him a slap in the face that knocked him off his balance and sent him straight to the floor.

"I don't know who you think you are, Mister, but you don't stick your face into womens' private parts. Now go to bed. I don't want to see you any more tonight and if I don't see you at all tomorrow, that would be okay. I know you're a mess of hormones right now, but you still have to take responsibility for your decisions."

"But--"

"There are no 'buts'. That behavior is inexcusable."

"Sorry. I just thought--"

"If I truly believed you'd _thought _at all, you would be outside right now looking for someplace to sleep. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you simply reacted, without any thought. Now get up off the floor and go to bed."

"Yes, mother."

"That's right, I'm your mother. You might just want to keep that in mind from now on."

"Sorry, mother."

"Go to bed. Get out of my sight."

"Going."

Well, hell. He'd known that was a bad idea. He hadn't realized how terribly bad that was. He was pretty sure he'd blown any chance of getting anywhere with his mother and also pretty sure he had better be on his best behavior around her from then on.

Crap.