Go back to bed

Without a word and unaware of her sexy thoughts, you quietly leave for your room and sleep till the next day. The next day you are confronted by an angry farmer, who calls the police after hearing your unsatisfactory tales of how she was the one who seduced you.

...

You are sent to jail waiting for your trial, and, while you might have escaped going to the family reunion, you will probably get several years of prison time. Some time goes by, and you get word that Loretta is also pregnant. It seems as if you won't be escaping any child support either.