Go Alone ("Tarzan Boy")

"I'm... I can do this, dammit!" I looked at Kaila angrily. "Just once, I need to do this. By myself. I promise."

"Brent..." Kaila sighed. "I want to believe you can say no. I want to believe it, but you never do."

"I promise. No extra money. No couch surfing tonight." I nodded.

"What if she pulls out the puppy dog eyes?" Kaila asked.

"I remember that I've got a cabin full of beautiful women to get back to." I grinned lecherously.

"Oh, so now we're just a cabin full of beautiful women." Charlotte sarcastically moaned. "Oh dear, better hurry and hope we don't all fall desperately in love and decide that we don't need males around for more than an hour or two at a time."

"Oh yeah! That's what I'm talking about! Lesbian Commune for the win!" Helen shouted diving back to maul at Charlotte's body.

"You see what you've created now?" Kaila laughed. "But if that's enough to get you back here..."

"Oh yeah, I'll grab some gas, and I can't wait to see the look on that assholes face today, I might add, hit the ATM and be back here. I'll even grab a pizza or something." I smirked. This was just getting silly. This was fun, and who really cared about the drama with my family?

"Good call..." Helen gasped out, pulling her mouth free of Charlotte's breast. "And if we get too tired or bored we can always give you some incentive again."

"Ooooh, another bet?" Kaila laughed. "I'm good with that, but all three of us are in on this one."

"That got me into trouble last time." I commented.

"Yeah, but you... ugh...that's it... You didn't keep me in the loop. Now that I'm part of it... It'll be a lot more fun." Charlotte moaned and rolled her head.

"So... I bet... that you can't come back here without your sister." Kaila grinned evilly.

"Oh that's not fair... what if..." I began.

"Ah, Ah, AH! You said you could do this!" Kaila raised a finger in warning.

"Ok." I nodded, "Fine, I deserved that. So what do I win if I don't give in to my sister's siren song?"

"Oh Fuck... right there baby... Brent, what do you think you're gonna win?" Charlotte moaned loudly.

"Come on Dumbass, we all know there's only one thing you REALLY want right now, and I'm playing with it." Helen purred with a voice that was pure sex.

"That's not what I want." I looked at Kaila and felt my pulse starting to race.

"Oh... so what do you want?" Kaila asked, an amused expression on her face.

[Note to the Reader: This ending is what many readers have been asking for. Brent Takes Charge in this ending, and acts fairly dominantly. Folks have stuck with me through some really weird shit, so... In the old school of comedy... they ASKED for it! ]