Gnomes, short, useless and crazy like a bag of peanuts.

Easily among the shortest of humanoid species, they have a deep rivalry with the kobolds for some reason involving their god of pranks making a joke on the kobolds' god of war or something like that. They are short, very short, useless in combat as they cannot lift a thing bigger then a club without losing balance. And they are so crazy that their spells mostly involves pants, kinky robots and exploding farm animals.