Giving Gifts

It took a few minutes but Jason finally tracked down who he was looking for. Xander Harris and Cordelia Chase were having a moment alone. Normally he wouldn't dare intrude on a romantic moment but needs must...

"Hey, my best good friends, it's been so long... it's so good to see you again." He said with a wave.

The couple looked over at him and despite the air of disappointment at being interrupted they quickly changed to happy to see an old friend.

"Hey." The duo said happily and in unison.

"Look, I wanted to get Buffy a gift for everything she's done... saving the world and all. But, uh, but I couldnt think of what to get her. Can you think of something Buffy really wants?" Jason told them.

"Five more inches. So she's not a midget." Cordelia smirked and held a hand at her shoulder then raised it to the top of her own head.

Xander shook his head, "She's not that insecure about her height." He did give an aside to Jason, "Just dont ever mention Buffy's height to her."

Jason pursed his lips in thought. He could test his power and see if he could make Buffy grow a few inches. Something to do if his test with Willow panned out and showed results. Growing Buffy into a taller body would be a much harder task than making some boobs grow bigger. That's if he ability to make people believe anything included making their growth hormones believe they still had work to do.

Although that did make him wonder. "So, don't take offense, because we are all adults here and can talk about sex like rational adults. So you know I have to ask this, is Buffy happy with her tits? Does she want them bigger? You have to tell me the truth."

The couple followed his orders not to take offense and carefully considered his words.

"Duh." Cordelia rolled her eyes and jutted her boobs out for emphasis, "I've gotten the envious look while changing for gym." She shook her head. "I'm sure she is 'happy' with her boobs. What other choice does she have? They ain't getting any bigger and no one is going to just, out of the blue, offer to pay for a boob job. But I'm sure that if she got the offer for bigger tits she'd take it."

"Uh..." Xander worked a hand over his face, "I, uh, I am deferring to my girlfriend here. She knows the female perspective better than me."

Jason nodded his head and made a mental note to see if he could make Buffy's boobs grow bigger.

And while he was on the topic Jason looked at Cordelia, "How about you Cordelia? Tell the truth. Do you want bigger boobs?"

"Yeah." Cordelia answered immediately.

"Tell me why." Jason told her. He was kind of surprised that Cordelia Chase who always tried to project the perfect look was secretly unhappy with her looks.

He caught the look Xander gave her, obvioulsy he was also surprised to hear that answer too. "Again, we are adults. We can handle a frank conversation about this. You two are in a loving relationship where you're open and honest with one another and can be honest about your sex life."

Cordelia and Xander nodded along as he spoke, then grabbed each other's hands and kissed for a second. Then Cordelia cleared her throat.

"In this world big boobs are power for a woman. And essential for an actress of middling talent. That 79 chick Xander drools over on Star Trek whatever isn't going to be winning any oscars. But the way she fills out her spandex suit made her a star. And, unfortunately, I'm not as good an actress as her. So I'd need boobs even bigger than hers to make it even half as far as she did."

Jason understood her reasoning even if he thought it was moronic. He'd seen Cordelia act. She was no Jeri Ryan. She was no 80s scream queen Linnea Quigley. There were probably porn stars with more acting talent. Bigger boobs werent going to help make her a star.

But he wouldnt object to seeing Cordelia with larger tits. And it's not like it would hurt him to try. If his power worked, great. If it didn't, no skin of his nose. Now how big to make her grow... "Cordelia, over the next month your boobs will grow to be as big or bigger than Dolly Parton's big boobs."

Cordelia rolled her eyes, "Sure they are."

Jason waited but Cordelia didn't say anything else. If it was working it was nothing like Willow. No obvious reaction to his words. But then again he had said completely different things to the two women. Only time would tell, apparently.

Turning to Xander he looked at the guy who helped save the world a time or two. "Tell me true, Xander, anything you want to grow bigger?"

"My muscles." Xander flexed his biceps. "I could be more useful if I was stronger."

Well, that wasnt what he thought was going to happen. He was expecting a different body part. Jason looked at the arms on display. Certainly not big muscley arms like your standard 90s action hero. Jason decided to roll the dice again and try to see if he could push his power, "Those muscles are going to grow, Xander. Over the next month your going to get big action hero muscles. You are going to have a growth spurt and your going to work out and in the end you'll have big muscles to help save the world."

He gave Cordelia a smirk, "Anything of Xander's you'd like to see grow? Don't lie."

Cordelia smirked back, "Not in length." Cordelia caressed Xander's chest making the boy grunt happily. "But-" Xander let out a wounded chuff, "I wouldnt object to some more, erm, girth."

"Xander, no reason to be ashamed or object to this. We are all adults here, remember. We can maturely discuss sex." Jason told Xander. "But your upcoming growth spurt is going to include your, uh, penis. And... and, uh, you are going to triple in girth." He shot Cordelia a questioning look.

Cordelia gave a thoughtful look and nodded her head.

"So gift ideas for Buffy: make her taller or give her bigger boobs." Jason looked at the duo, non plussed at that being his only options. "Nothing else?"

"Not unless you've got a couple hundred bucks lying around to spend on clothes." Xander answered.

"I could make a list." Cordelia offered, then warned, "But unless you have a couple thousand just lying around I don't think you could afford anything Buff would want."

"Ok. Well, thanks for helping." Jason smiled at the couple and with a wave walked away.

That hadnt exactly been helpful. But it had at least given him a chance to give Cordelia and Xander some... gifts. Delayed recompense for their part in saving the world once or twice, he justified.