Give yourself gaydar

You think about using the program to make the perfect lover, but that doesn't feel very subservient of you. He is supposed to be in control, not you. You have to go find a stud.

But how? You could serf the web, but it would take hours. You need it now. You have to go cruising, but the last time you tried that, you hit on the wrong guy and almost got your ass kicked.

There has to be another way. You pull up your profile and type in another command.

• I will have a sixth sense giving the ability to instantly sense anybody's sexual orientation. It will be precise enough so that I can even know their turn-ons.

  With that, you feel confident enough to try to get laid, but there are so many different places to go: The gym, the pool, the park, the mall.