Give her weed

My cousin is a...reputable salesman of marijuana. If I can get my hands on it, then maybe I can give it to Rose in exchange for a date. Or maybe even s-sex...

I eagerly greet my cousin at his place. "So, man. You got something for me?"

"Yeah, man. I got the hookup." My cousin tells me.

He sells me the weed at a family discount, and I thank him. But as I move to leave the house, someone steps out from behind the corner.

The cops.

"Why hello there." The cop says to me.

I turn to look at my cousin, the shame showing on his face. "Sorry, Simon. But if I'm to avoid jail time, I was told to bust others for buying. No hard feelings?"

I can only scowl as I'm cuffed and escorted to the police car.