Girls Night In

"Jenna, when I wake you, you no longer want me to move out. In fact, you will promise to pay all the bills and give me $100 a month to keep living with you. Got it?"

"Yes."

"Okay. You want to have a girls night. Call up a really good celebrity friend of yours, and one you despise. Insist they come over tonight so I can show them my hypnosis trick. If I ever say 'Ortega out', you will fall back into this trance. Understand?"

"Yes."

I then woke her.

"Look, I'm sorry," Jenna told me. "You can stay as long as you want. I'll pay all the bills and even pay you to keep living here. Sound good?"

"Very," I said.

"I'm having a girls night," Jenna continued. "Want to show them your hypnosis trick?"

"Love to."

"Great!" said Jenna. She made the calls.