Girlfriend insulted my dick and talked about how she wanted a huge one for Valentine's Day

The day started with her complaining about not getting a partner for Valentine's day. When I mentioned I got us reservations she thanked me and said I was a great friend. While we were at the restaurant whenever a waiter would walk by she'd mention how good of a friend I was and how she's so happy we're besties and just besties.

Eventually we get home and she shows me her phone to complain about the lack of a date. She then opens up her twitter and starts showing me dm's from people and starts complaining how none of the hot people who dm her live nearby. She then opens up another dm and a huge penis is immediately on her screen. She starts complaining about how she has so many dm's from people who are hung yet none of them live near her. Then she moves onto how some people in her dm's live near her yet have super tiny penises. She proceeds to show me people with 4-5 inch dicks before exiting twitter. She then tells me about a comically small penis that was so funny she had to download it. She proceeds to show off a picture of my dick.

She then goes into detail about how funny it was that someone would have the confidence to send such a tiny penis picture, how she'd never date anyone with a shrimp between their legs, how judging by size alone they'd probably last 3 seconds in bed, and a few more choice insults for me before heading off to bed.

To cap off the night I get a text from her. Opening it up I'm greeted to a bra pic of her. I get a text from her saying "Sorry Bestie, I meant to send that to that first dick pic I showed you. I trust you won't be weird about that pic though considering we're besties." Needless to say it was a fun Valentine's day lol.